Philip Van Zandt: Jarvis

Quotes 

• Alice Morton : It's getting rather late. If you'd like to retire, Jarvis will show you to your room.

  Jarvis : [to Dick and Gus]  Walk this way, please.

  [Jarvis pivots and, with arms akimbo, struts from the room. Dick and Gus shrug and follow, mimicking Jarvis' movements] 

• Jarvis : [to Dick and Gus]  Your quarters, gentlemen. I trust you will be comfortable... but I doubt it.