- Marvin's Dad: Yew! What's that?
- Marvin's Mom: That's your son Marvin, George.
- Marvin: That's a kid?
- Marvin: [hands his dad a flower] Hi, Dad.
- Marvin's Dad: He called me "Dad." That ball of hair is my kid. Sheez!
- [last lines]
- Marvin's Dad: Say, son, did I ever tell you about the time I was your age? You know, I was your age once. Oh, that was a long time before I'm the age I am now.