- [Shorty pulls out a gun to commit suicide]
- Popeye: Hey, what's eatin' you?
- Shorty: Gee, I never get no letters! Nobody loves me!
- Popeye: That's funny; I likes ya. Yer cute, an' good lookin'! Why, ya looks like Bob Hope!
- [Shorty pulls out an even BIGGER gun to commit suicide]
- Popeye: Er, I mean, uh, Bing Crosby!