Bone Crushers (1933)

Paul Gerard Smith: Self - Narrator

Quotes 

• Himself - Narrator : Wrestlers are made, not born.

• Himself - Narrator : There he is with his eyes, nose and mouth all filled with hindquarter of wrestler. But, he's on a diet and he decides to go elsewhere.

• Himself - Narrator : This looks a little like dirty work; but, there is no such thing as dirty work in wrestling. In fact, there are only two things you can't do. You must not ride a horse into the ring and it's a breach of etiquette to use a tomahawk!

• Himself - Narrator : Here we are at one of the most famous bone crusher factories in the country, the sun-kissed sands of Santa Monica, California. Where the mild salt winds of the Pacific and the warm rays of the California sun, unite to build muscles and stamina.

• Himself - Narrator : Most of the big, strong boys are lifeguards as a sideline. But, as nearly everyone in Southern California knows how to swim, lifesaving becomes dull. And to fill in spare time, they in for various muscle building exercises.

• Himself - Narrator : This is Mr. Fisher's cauliflower ear. It has been so pushed out of shape that if you speak to him in German, he listens to you in Chinese.

• Himself - Narrator : Let's get down to a little serious wrestling. These two boys will rip each other limb for limb for your benefit.

• Himself - Narrator : The big fellas mad. No little guy can wrap his legs around his neck and get away with it.

• Himself - Narrator : A back slam which is rapidly turned into an arm lock. Men are very seldom thrown with this hold. It hurts an awful lot and it puts his arm out of business for quite awhile. And, you know, putting a wrestler's arm out of business is just about as dirty a trick as stealing the megaphone from Rudy Vallée.

• Himself - Narrator : He takes the little fella for a ride. An aeroplane ride. Which nine times out of ten results in a fall as it renders the the man so dizzy he'd just as soon dance with his own wife.