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5/10
Not At All What I Was Expecting...
gavin694224 September 2012
The Jeffersons' honeymoon night in Hong Kong will be troubled by a number of people wishing to get hold of a Buddha statuette that the husband offered her when window-shopping that day. When the going gets rough, it helps that Cal Jefferson is a top American boxer...

I was at a friend's house in Milwaukee and she had on a local station playing "Ghoulies". So far, so good. During the commercials, it said "Swamp Thing" was next followed by "Bamboo Gods and Iron Men". I was intrigued. I did not get to see any pictures or previews, and I had never heard of the movie (and judging by the ranking here, neither has anyone else). I had to see it.

Because of it being after the movies it was, I thought it was going to be a jungle adventure film, maybe some elements of fantasy or science fiction. I did not expect an amalgamation of martial arts and boxing... but I have no complaints! How did the station even find this movie? No idea, but I am glad it did.
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4/10
A Crime Lord's Quest for a Hidden Pouch Containing an Explosive Secret
Uriah437 November 2022
This film essentially begins with a ruthless crime boss by the name of "Leo King" (Ken Metcalfe) hiring some men digging up the grave of an ancient Chinese scientist and then taking a pouch that supposedly contains a mysterious substance that can change the world. Once he knows that the pouch is being shipped to him, he then has the person in charge of the graverobbers killed. The scene then shifts to an American boxer by the name of "Cal Jefferson" (James Iglehart) arriving in Hong Kong on a honeymoon with his bride "Arlene Jefferson" (Shirley Washington). While touring the city Arlene decides to buy a wooden Buddha and, since it's a bit heavy, Cal asks the shopkeeper to have it sent to his hotel room. To that effect, the shopkeeper subsequently sends one of his employees with it but, on the way there, the young man carrying the wooden Buddha is accosted by some of Leo King's and a pouch is carefully placed within the box containing the merchandise before being delivered to Cal Jefferson's hotel room. The scene then shifts again to a young woman being sexually assaulted by three thugs when a local wanderer known simply as "Charley" (Chiquito) comes out of nowhere and tries to save her. Although the woman manages to escape, Charley is thrown into the harbor and is saved by Cal who just happens to be in a nearby boat with Arlene. Feeling indebted to Cal for saving his life, Charley willingly offers his servitude which Cal positively does not want. That eventually changes, however, when thugs working for Leo King come around and decide to take possession of the wooden Buddha and, if necessary, kill Cal in the process. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this low-budget, blaxploitation-kung fu movie suffered somewhat from its lack of financial resources as both the acting and some of the action scenes could have used a bit of improvement. To be sure, I don't consider this to be a bad film necessarily, but it didn't really impress me all that much and I have rated it accordingly. Slightly below average.
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A cut above typical Filipino product of the time
Wizard-815 April 2003
Almost forgotten today, this combination of blaxploitation & kung-fu is pretty watchable. Not great or anything to really seek out, but it does manage to keep your attention throughout. The martial arts fights are "old school", but they manage to be both realistic and pretty exciting. The humor is pretty broad at times, but there is some amusement at times.

Strange that despite all the sexy ladies on display, there is only one sequence of nudity - and it's from the Asian lead! In fact, the Asian lead seems to be made fun of and pushed/slapped about a lot, and this treatment at times is a bit hard to sit through.

The screenplay shows signs of being hastily put together without being seriously reviewed for weaknesses and plot holes. For example, the origin of the Asian lead isn't really explained too much. Also, the movie ends with some minor but noticable plot threads left hanging. But the whole thing is lensed well (it looks more expensive than other Filipino movies of the era), and adding that to the other positives, people who have an interest in Filipino exploitation and/or drive-in exploitation will probably be pleased enough by this.
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3/10
You get that Buddha, or I'll show you what real trouble is!
lowlandermg27 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
A whiskey stream of consciousness review.

Goofy script and goofier performances. A boxer and his newlywed wife honeymoon in Asia (the Philippines) and they purchase a Buddha statue with hidden value inside. They befriend a mute kung fu practicing Chinaman who likes to sit on the floor a lot and the shenanigans begin. Turns out some gangsters want what's inside the Buddha statue and we see many failed attempts at stealing, beating, and bullying it from the trio. The martial arts action isn't particularly good, and the dialogue at times walks the cringe line, but isn't quite cringy enough to be interesting or so bad it's good. If anything it's "cute" at times. Final 10 minute sequence has a few memorable moments including a hit man named Chris taking a blow dart to the mouth. The driving score also adds to the enjoyment. The editing adds to the cheeze wizz. Baddie baldie Leo King (Ken Metcalf) seems impossible to want to work for and shows off his baddiness by booting his girlfriend in the face to keep her off the helicopter. The ending is dumber than the average three stooges ending, but also seems fitting. Enjoyed while filling my Buddha with Wild Turkey Rare Breed. Cheers!
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8/10
An enjoyable and quaint 1970's Martial Arts Movie from the Philippines with Black Male Leading actor
move-716 June 2005
This movie has it ! The formula for fun and entertainment. OK so its lacking in some areas but for whatever it lacks it certainly makes up for in the humor and action department. This movie will certainly appeal to different range of people , including those who are into the Black Action movies of the seventies and fans of the seventies Martial Arts films. This movie is a combination of both genre's.

The film starts off with an interesting almost surreal beginning and kicks off with a super funky 1970's instrumental theme . The music is by Tito Sotto ! Tito Sotto who was also an actor ,later on became a senator in the Philippines. Among his other music work he composed the music for a film called Blind Rage , a movie which featured Leo Fong and Fred The Hammer Williamson. Anyway the other music throughout the movie ranges from good easy jazzy lounge to very funky.

The film itself starts off almost with a setting from a Hammer Horror film of the sixties or early seventies and one could almost think that they're in store for something like The Legend Of The Seven Golden Vampires which was a Hammer / Golden Harvest . But thats where the similarity ends.

Instead the movie is about an Black American newly wed couple , a champion boxer and his bride on their honeymoon . And they get caught up in events because of reasons that aren't apparent to them for quite a long time. Instead of being romantic with his beautiful bride (Shirley Washington) Cal Jefferson "The Champ" (James Iglehart)has to fend off assailants and can't understand why they are after him or what they want.

There is something that the bad guys are after and will stop at nothing to get. Something very deadly ! Along the way they inherit a Chinese Mute companion who gets caught up in events and the action. He happens to be a skilled martial artist and these skills of his are put to good use.

All of this puts a bit of suspense into the movie and along with some good fight scenes and some comic moments thrown in this movie makes for an enjoyable film.

There is a good memorable climax and ending to this movie. This all makes sense and if you've forgotten what the story was about for some reason then this will remind you.

There is a good cast in this movie , James Iglehart some will recognize as Randy Black from Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls 1970 ... Angels Hard as They Come 1971 (a biker movie) . The lovely Shirley Washington as his bride , also Marissa Delgado , Chiquito ,Eddie Garcia and Ken Metcalfe star in this film. Also as a bonus you'll see Vic Diaz in a cameo role as a hotel clerk.

Out of the movies of this type and in this genre I would say that this is definitely one of the better ones . I can see most people watching this and enjoying it only a few very fussy people would possibly be disappointed.

And if there was anything more funky than the theme , what about the title ?

BAMBOO .... GODS .... AND .... IRON .... MEN
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Overlooked Blax/Kung Fu Crossover flick
kool-j10 March 2002
One of the more obscure Blaxploitation titles, but not too shabby. James Iglehart plays professional boxer Cal Jefferson who's on honeymoon with wife Shirley Washington in Hong Kong. They bicker a bit and she's a prude, all in good fun. Cal saves a drowning (mute) Chinese man's life, and is repaid by his unwanted servility. Cal dubs him "Charlie" (his version of Chow-Li) and after Charlie proves his worth, he gets to tag along with the newlyweds. Meanwhile, there's a bald-headed dude, that's all into Eastern culture, and has stolen some magical, powerful substance, that of course[!], gets mixed up with Cal's luggage. There's some decent kungfu fighting, massage parlor scenes, the inimitable Eddie Garcia, kidnappings, and more kungfu fighting. Despite being of the generally more deliquent Phillipinian-lensed Blax-species, it features a sometimes tongue-in-cheek script with a good chemistry between the leads. I liked it! Not currently on VHS or DVD, so you'll have to go to one of your friendly internet sources for a copy.
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8/10
Fun Filipino action exploitation romp
Woodyanders21 January 2014
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Boxer Cal Jefferson (a likable performance by James Iglehart) and his new wife (a winningly sassy portrayal by the foxy Shirley Washington) are spending their honeymoon in Hong Kong. They find their lives in great jeopardy after the gain possession of a carved wooden Buddha statue with a substance hidden inside of it that's powerful enough to control the world. Naturally, a nefarious underworld organization wants said statue for themselves. Director Cesar Gallardo, working from a blithely lightweight script by Kern Metcalfe and Joseph Zucherro, keeps the pace moving at a snappy clip, maintains an agreeably easygoing tongue-in-cheek tone and an amusing sense of good-natured silly humor throughout, makes the most out of the exotic locations, stages the plentiful martial arts fights with aplomb, and offers a generous amount of tasty gratuitous female nudity for good measure. The lively acting by the appealing cast keeps this movie humming: Iglehart and Washington make for charming leads, Chiquito makes a solid amiable impression as fiercely loyal mute Charley, Metcalfe slimes it up nicely as ruthless head villain Leo, Eddie Garcia likewise excels as Leo's vicious henchman Ambrose, Marissa Delgado also scores a bull's eye with her sexy turn as Leo's seductive main squeeze, and the always welcome Vic Diaz pops up in a small role as a friendly hotel clerk. Felipe Sacdalan's acceptable cinematography provides a pleasing sunny look. Tito Sotto's funky grinding score hits the right-on groovy spot. Total fluff for sure, but an enjoyable enough diversion just the same.
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8/10
A man with a Buddha and a problem.
Hey_Sweden12 July 2016
James Iglehart (Randy Black in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls") is front and centre for this amiable, goofy Filipino martial arts action flick. Iglehart plays Cal Jefferson, American prizefighter honeymooning in Asia with his new bride (Shirley Washington). While shopping, they obtain a seemingly worthless Buddha statue that actually contains something very valuable to some very bad guys. Leo King (Filipino exploitation mainstay Ken Metcalfe, who also co-wrote the story & screenplay) is chief among them. But Cal has an asset: a mute Chinaman (Chiquito) whom he dubs "Charley"; Cal saves Charley from drowning and the grateful Charley becomes Cals' constant companion.

"Bamboo Gods and Iron Men" is overall not a terribly memorable movie, but making it above average for a movie of this kind is its generous doses of comedy. It's often very funny, and director Cesar Gallardo and company play all of this material with real winks in their eyes. This movie has quite a bit of energy, and superb pacing. It also makes sure to be exploitative, of course, with a fair bit of eye candy for viewers. The fight scenes are generally well executed, and the stars all handle themselves capably. The story makes great use of a MacGuffin and concludes with a very bright gag, with several characters bursting into laughter at the absurdity of everything.

Iglehart could easily have had a more extensive career, as he has charisma and good chemistry with the sexy Ms. Washington. Chiquito is extremely appealing, and he and Iglehart likewise make a good pair. The supporting cast of familiar faces includes Metcalfe, offering a decent performance as the villain, Eddie Garcia, and Joseph Zucchero. Devotees of Filipino cinema will be pleased to note the presence of the always welcome Vic Diaz, in a cameo as a hotel clerk.

"Bamboo Gods and Iron Men" delivers solid, diversionary entertainment for 96 straight minutes, and deserves to be better known.

Eight out of 10.
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8/10
This movie is just awful. I love it!!!!
motornewfie4 September 2023
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Stumbled upon this cinema-terrible one morning and I could not turn it off! To be fair, I came in late, but still the plot is fairly simple. Black dude accidentally acquires some weapon from, what I'm assuming was the prototype for Dr Evil, bald evil dude and the evil bald dude kidnapped his chick to get said weapon back to I guess destroy the earth. Black dude has some sort of backstory about him being CIA or something.... which would explain his Asian sidekick guy and his "training". They do eventually rescue the girlfriend and give the bald dude his weapon which turns out to be gun power(it looks like cat litter, low budget cat litter at that). Big fight scene for the last 10 minutes of this flick sees bald dude arrested, his henchmen fought to submission and his hot Asian woman sidekick beaten up by the black dude's girl. At one point the main character, in slow motion, leaps at a henchman who has just pulled a knife only to have his 1974 paisley-puke shirt and belly slashed by that very knife. The fight scenes probably took hours to film yet look 1st takers. Sound and dialog is off at times.... honestly overall I'd say this is a typical, bad, low budget 70's flick... and I love it. Cheers :)
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