Screwed (2000)
Dave Chappelle: Rusty P. Hayes
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Quotes
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[after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp]
Willard Fillmore : What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty P. Hayes : I was scared!
Willard Fillmore : So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
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Rusty P. Hayes : And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!
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Rusty P. Hayes : Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!
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Police in Car : Halt! This is the police!
Rusty P. Hayes : Well, no shit!
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Rusty P. Hayes : You expect me to believe you were mugged?
Willard Fillmore : Mugged? It was more like a rape!
[silence]
Willard Fillmore : Well... not real rape.