Martin Blacker: Joe Saeba
Quotes
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Joe Saeba : [Emily has just fallen on her back after someone fires shots at her and Kaori goes to help her up] Kaori, don't move her!
Kaori Makumura : [alarmed] What? What is it?
Joe Saeba : [Joe is staring at Emily's opened legs in her short skirt] I can see her panties. 'Clear as a bright blue sky on a warm summer day'.
Kaori Makumura : [disgusted and enraged, Kaori grabs a giant hammer] Joe... I *hate* your perverted poetry!
[starts swinging hammer at Joe]
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Joe Saeba : [Emily has just stopped Joe from getting her by using Kaori's giant hammer] Okay, I shoulda seen this coming.
[falls to the floor, disappointed]
Emily O'Hara : Kaori used this thing and I asked her if I could try it.
[looks at the hammer with amazement]
Emily O'Hara : This is a great way to blow off some steam. Okay, one more time!
Joe Saeba : [runs away when Emily raises the hammer] WHOOOOA! Wait a second! That's not a toy!
[cowers against wall]
Joe Saeba : Don't you come any closer!
Emily O'Hara : [puzzled] You're scared of this thing?
Joe Saeba : No! I'm just worried that you might hurt yourself!
[Emily takes another swipe at his head and he darts out of the way]
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Joe Saeba : [Emily has just heard gunfire and she runs out to see Kaori holding a silenced uzi and Joe with Emily's panties in his mouth] Kaori wait! Let me explain... I'm a guy, I'm suppose to check stuff like this!
Kaori Makimune, Additional Voices : [narrows eyes sharply] Three chances are all you're gonna get, Joe! Next time, you're gonna be a 'holey man'!
