Anita Gillette: Mother

Quotes 

• Mother : So, what's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?

  Emil : Oh. Sorry, Mother.

• Mother : Personal? Honey, I was washing your poop hole and your pee-pee till you were six. Doesn't get any more personal than that.

• Mother : I don't know what the Hell's gotten into you, Emil, but if you're not at that theater by seven-forty-five, I am gonna have your balls for breakfast.