That '70s Show (1998–2006)

Bob Clendenin: Earl

Quotes 

• Red : Earl, just get to work.

  Earl : Oh, sure. Right after my cup of joe. I'm useless without my coffee.

  [Earl runs out] 

  Eric : Then, I guess he hasn't had coffee in years, huh?

• Earl : Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late, Red. My dog was hit by a car, and I had to rush him to the vet.

  Red : Earl, he was hit on Tuesday, too. I gotta say, that's one dumb dog.