That '70s Show (1998–2006)

Neil Flynn: The Bouncer

Quotes 

• [the guys go to a disco] 

  Fez : Okay, that's it. You must let me in.

  The Bouncer : Why?

  Fez : Because I feel the hard rhythm of disco burning in my loins.

• Steven Hyde : [after repeatedly being denied entry into the club]  Hey, let me tell you something, pal! You're proppin' up a dyin' system, man! You know some day soon people are gonna wake up. And they're gonny realize that most of us don't fit in your Hollywood, Madison Avenue, candy-coated ideal of what's cool. And when we do, we're gonna rise up! We're gonna put you on trial! Then parade through the streets with your head on a stick!

  The Bouncer : Righteous political outrage... You're in!

  [opens the rope and let's him through]