That '70s Show (1998–2006)

Mitch Hedberg: Frank

Quotes 

• Frank : I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.

  Kelso : You got both your legs, Frank.

  Frank : Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!

• Frank : How can you give away your stuffing recipe? It's the one thing that we have that's better than everyone else's! Our house: crappier. Our son: crappier. Our stuffing: Better!