That '70s Show (1998–2006)

Cynthia LaMontagne: Rhonda

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• Fez : Who are you?

  Rhonda : Fez, it's me Rhonda.

  Fez : So do you want to have a hot-dog eating contest?

  Rhonda : No. It's not kosher.

  Fez : Who said?

  Rhonda : [pointing to Jackie and Donna]  They did.

  Fez : Oh, really?

  [turning to Donna and Jackie] 

  Fez : What have you meddling whores done to my Rhonda?

  Donna Pinciotti : I've got to tell you, Fez it was all Jackie's idea. She wouldn't let her pee.

  Jackie Burkhardt : You said she was a sasquatch.

  Donna Pinciotti : So did you.

• Rhonda : If I don't get a friggin' MandM, then I'm gonna start swingin'.

• Rhonda : I may not be popular, but if given the chance, I'll put out something fierce.

• Rhonda : Relax. We're all part of the gang.

  Jackie Burkhardt : No, no, no. *You're* not part of this gang. You can't be a part of this gang. I had to kiss butt for a year to be a part of this gang.

  Fez : That was you being *nice*?

• Fez : There's a tornado coming. Oh my god, I'm going to die a virgin.

  Rhonda : ...Not if I have anything to say about it.

  Fez : You can talk all you want, there's a tornado coming.

• Fez : Rhonda, I thought we'd start our evening with a hot-dog eating contest. Now, I know you're the State Hot Dog Eating Champion, but I think I can make it interesting.

  Rhonda : Sorry, Fez, I don't eat food for money OR glory any more.

  [whispering and gesturing to Jackie and Donna] 

  Rhonda : It's not ladylike.