Treehouse Hostage (1999)

Jim Varney: Carl Banks

Quotes 

• Buddy : [taking off Carl's fake women's eyelashes]  What'd you put these on with, airplane glue?

  Carl Banks : Ouch! How do I look?

  Buddy : Like a movie star.

  Carl Banks : Yeah, which one?

  Buddy : Ever see Nightmare on Elm Street?

• Timmy Taylor : [the boys find out Principal Ott is Carl's old boss who had him turned in]  Ott the Snot! I mean, Principal Snot, I mean...

  Principal Ott : Timmy Taylor...

  Carl Banks : You two know each other?

  Boys : He's our principal!

  Carl Banks : [to Ott]  They let you work with kids?

  Principal Ott : Who would ever suspect an elementary school principal?

• Timmy Taylor : We checked out the old Johnson place.

  Carl Banks : I told you kids to stay away from there, you could get hurt.

  Stevie : Or worse, we know.

  Timmy Taylor : There were these two guys there, they looked like cops.

  Carl Banks : They are cops, not the kind you want to run into. They're the boss's guys, he keeps them around to minimize suspicion.