A Fish Tale (2000)
Aaron Paul: Chuck
Quotes
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Fly : [trying to take back the potion from Joe] I'm convinced your words are true.
Joe : Who's this?
Fly : Please let me follow you.
Joe : What a nice young fish.
Fly : I'll hold the bottle, too.
Joe : Oh no, that won't be necessary.
Fly : I insist, just let me hold it.
Joe : [crossly] The bottle stays with me.
Fly : Just let me have a little sip.
Chuck : No Fly, no! We're at the bottom of the sea, you'll drown!
Joe : Hmm... arrest them!
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Bus Driver : [driving a larger fish as a bus and addressing another fish] That will be two clams and five stones, madam.
Fly : [gathers a few clams and gives them to the driver] Here: keep the change.
Bus Driver : [clears his throat] Just a second! These are not valid.
Fly : Not valid?
Bus Driver : You'll have to get off.
Fly : W-what? Chuck, give me your glasses.
[to driver, handing him the lenses of the glasses]
Fly : Here, then; have these Transatlantic, Transpacific, worldwide, oceanic-approved deluxe coins.
Bus Driver : Very well, then. Here are the tickets.
Fly : Hold on. Uh, these two
[gesturing to Stella and Sasha]
Fly : are less than six years of age. They ride for free.
Bus Driver : Oh. Yes. Of course,
[hands Fly back one lens]
Bus Driver : here's a refund.
Fly : [gesturing to Chuck] And this poor fellow is half-blind.
Bus Driver : Well...
Fly : It's not fair that he should pay full price.
Bus Driver : I-I-I-I suppose that's...
Fly : And while we're at it, could we sell back the tickets we don't need?
Bus Driver : Uh, well, um...
[Fly gives back the unneeded tickets]
Bus Driver : Next time, have exact change!
Chuck : [to Fly] And what would have happened if it *didn't* work, genius?