A homicidal maniac is on the loose in the city and the low-budget film crew of a Troma movie has the power to stop them.
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Cast
| Will Keenan | ... |
Casey Kaufman
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Alyce LaTourelle | ... |
Jennifer
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| Lloyd Kaufman | ... |
Larry Benjamin
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| Trent Haaga | ... |
Jerry
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Sheri Wenden | ... |
Mysterious Woman / Waitress
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| Debbie Rochon | ... |
Christine
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Yaniv Sharon | ... |
Naked P.A.
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Charlotte Kaufman | ... |
Audrey Benjamin
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Gary Hrbek | ... |
Toddster
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| Joe Fleishaker | ... |
Jacob Gelman
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| Ron Jeremy | ... |
Casey's Dad
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| Greg 'G-Spot' Siebel | ... |
Ward
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Mario Díaz | ... |
DJ
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| Mo Fischer | ... |
Andy
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Lyle Derek | ... |
Asshole P.A.
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Trace Burroughs | ... |
Edgar Allan
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| Edouard Baer | ... |
French Cool Cat
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| Joseph Malerba | ... |
French Cool Cat
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Roy David | ... |
Jeff / Toxie
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Sean Pierce | ... |
Moose
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| Barry Brisco | ... |
Stephen
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Darko Malesh | ... |
Nikolai
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Carla Pivonski | ... |
Sarah - Toxie's Girl
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| Reverend Jen Miller | ... |
Tina - Script Girl
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Eve Crosby | ... |
Jennifer's Mom
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Stefanie Imhoff | ... |
Assia
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Theo Kogan | ... |
Theodora
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Ariel Wizman | ... |
Guy Beaten by Leg
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Michael Locascio | ... |
Old Man Phil
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Wendy Adams | ... |
Toilet Plunger Police Gyno
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Michael Levine | ... |
Police Detective
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Gadi Harel | ... |
Cuntinuity Guy
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Anthony Haden-Guest | ... |
Toxie's Father
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| Lemmy | ... |
Television Inteviewer
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Paul Cohen | ... |
Television Interviewer
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Oakley Stevenson | ... |
Pregnant Woman
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Ali Grossman | ... |
Homecoming Queen
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Rik Slave | ... |
Two-Sexed Freak - Man
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Lindsey Anderson | ... |
Two-Sexed Freak - Woman
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Maryse Pen | ... |
Escalator Screamer
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Jacob Adams | ... |
Boy Who Plays with Severed Head
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Haynes Thigpen | ... |
Randy, Drunk Frat Guy #1
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Gabriel Friedman | ... |
Meathead Drunk Frat Guy #2
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Ileana Romero | ... |
Naked P.A. Lover
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Joe Franklin | ... |
Self
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Joey Crawford | ... |
Fire Extinguisher Boy
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Sharon Middendorf | ... |
Frat Bartender
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Bella Compagna | ... |
Nurse Anesthesia
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Sarah Allan | ... |
Fraternity Lesbian
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Denise Briody | ... |
Fraternity Lesbian
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Don McGregor | ... |
Tony 'Be Reasonable' Rosen
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Jim Salicrup | ... |
Tony's 'Blockbuster' Assistant
(as James Salicrup)
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| Jerome Rudes | ... |
Vomiting Stretcher Bearer
(as Jerry Rudes)
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John Jordan | ... |
Vomiting Stretcher Bearer
(as Jon Jordan)
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| Kerri Kenney | ... |
Woman with Eyeball in Her Cleavage
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Pedro Pizarro | ... |
Marco (Squib Guy)
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Lisa Gaye | ... |
Casey's Mother
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| Holly Spencer | ... |
Gelman's Wife
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Marina Morgan | ... |
Gelman's On-Set Gyno-American
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Avery Misuraca | ... |
Gelman's On-Set Gyno-American
(as Countess Vladimira)
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Patrick Curry | ... |
Butcher
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Becque Olson | ... |
Butcher's Wife
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Vince Burger | ... |
Craft Service Guy
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| Richard Johnson | ... |
Cereal Killer's Victim
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Greg Nolasco | ... |
Farting Boy
(as Gregory John Nolasco)
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Jen Brucker | ... |
Frat Girl Holding Beer / P.A. (creditOnly)
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Hetty Weering | ... |
Young Casey
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Barbara Malinowski | ... |
Baby Toxie
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Robert Samuels | ... |
Squib Death Victim
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William Ryder II | ... |
Actor Hanging Off Building
(as Bill Ryder)
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| Ofir Engel | ... |
Toxic Crusader Songstress
(as Ronit Angel)
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Traci Mann | ... |
Cowgirl
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| Joe Lynch | ... |
Clothespin Boy
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Dena Michnowwich | ... |
Safety Pin Girl
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Theodora Chichi | ... |
Cop
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Louise Parks | ... |
Cop
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| Ben Jones | ... |
Self
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Bob Starr | ... |
Melon Heavy Aerobics Instructor
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Maite Logia | ... |
Screaming Transsexual Crew Member
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Odessa Mack | ... |
Friend of Transsexual Crew Member / Crew
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Lauren Heather McMahon | ... |
Beautiful Crew Member with Aerosol Can / Crew
(as Heather McMahon)
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Sara Barrett | ... |
Beautiful Crew Member / Crew
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Patrick Cassidy | ... |
Donald
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Edward McGurn | ... |
Demon Man
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| Dan Truman | ... |
Geek P.A.
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| Rachael Robbins | ... |
Rachael
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Adriano Pintaldo | ... |
Director of Rome FantaFestival / Crew
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Martin Cassidy | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Nat X. Rosen | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Valerie Bruce | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Anthony Di Pietro | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Sean King | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Pete Bune | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
(as Peter Bune)
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Sara Bernstein | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Laura Scoglio | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Julie Sigter | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Joe Cortese | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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| Eli Roth | ... |
Shocked Onlooker
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Tony Finn | ... |
Pushy Reporter
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| Johnette Napolitano | ... |
Reporter with Endearing Speech Impediment
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Kevin Casaletta | ... |
Confused Reporter
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Roger Schachtel | ... |
Reporter
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Bob Anthony | ... |
Reporter
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Nick Stevens | ... |
Reporter
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Stephen Buck | ... |
Reporter
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Kyle Emma | ... |
Reporter
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Jennifer Kennedy | ... |
Reporter
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Paul Kyrmse | ... |
Reporter
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| Tiffany Shepis | ... |
Beautiful Headcrushing Witness
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Robert O'Brien | ... |
Headcrushing Witness
(as Robert O'Brian)
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Helen-Louisa Bradshaw | ... |
Headcrushing Witness
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Brendan Flynt | ... |
Headcrushing Witness
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| Adam Hammel | ... |
Headcrushing Witness
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Sean McGrath | ... |
12 Year Old Retarded Boy
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Lunachicks | ... |
Celebratory Band
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George Gatter | ... |
Guy Knocked Over by Naked P.A.
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Evan Meszaros | ... |
Guy Knocked Over by Naked P.A.
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| Rusty Nails | ... |
Frat Guy Who Offers Armpit
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Lauren Greilsheimer | ... |
Frat Girl Who Smells Armpit
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Flipp | ... |
Fraternity Band
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Jasi Cotton Lanier | ... |
Sexy Scream Queen
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Alisa Christensen | ... |
Crew Catfighter
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Dana Troy | ... |
Crew Catfighter
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Pamela Whalen | ... |
Very Intelligent Hooker
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David Hill | ... |
Tourist
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Tom Cote | ... |
Transvestite Crewmember
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Andrew Tendler | ... |
Crime Scene Photographer
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Josh Piezas | ... |
Vomiting Boy
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Tony Rosen | ... |
Waving Away Fart Boy
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Lily Hayes Kaufman | ... |
Crew
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Lisbeth Kaufman | ... |
Crew
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Jack Noonan | ... |
Crew
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Samuel Brullo | ... |
Crew
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| Eric 'Zork' Alan | ... |
Crew
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Rob McGregor | ... |
Crew
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Elisabeth Beier | ... |
Crew
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Gregory Radin | ... |
Crew
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Adam Harriman | ... |
Crew
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Brigida Costa | ... |
Crew
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Roland Edger | ... |
Crew
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Zachary Snygg | ... |
Crew
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| Cradeaux Alexander | ... |
Crew
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| Ben Brock | ... |
Crew
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Sherrie Fell | ... |
Crew
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Jaysha Godschilde | ... |
Crew
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Joey Coppa | ... |
Crew
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Jack Silbert | ... |
Crew
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Justin Maldanado | ... |
Crew
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Justin Harriman | ... |
Crew
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Tara Dunnavant | ... |
Crew
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Lauren Meyrowitz | ... |
Crew
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Steve Dwyer | ... |
Crew
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Sarah Spitz | ... |
Crew
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Brian McNulty | ... |
Crew
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Chris Caggiano | ... |
Crew
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Noah Fischel | ... |
Crew
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Mark Stevens | ... |
Crew
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Jim Martini | ... |
Crew
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Neil Buchalter | ... |
Crew
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Vinod Lande | ... |
Crew
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Chad Damiani | ... |
Crew
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Jennifer van der Kwast | ... |
Crew
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Jim Knipfel | ... |
Cousin
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| Will Janowitz | ... |
Partier
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Steven Rothenberg | ... |
Partier
(as Steve Rothenberg)
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Jennifer Sklaver | ... |
Partier
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Jay Wilkins | ... |
Partier
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Jesse Delaney | ... |
Partier
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Jim Rubino | ... |
Partier
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Dana Bove | ... |
Partier
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Adeline Colangelo | ... |
Partier
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Christopher Waldrep | ... |
Partier
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Devin Hamilton | ... |
Bar Mitzvah Guy
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Mark Waldrep | ... |
'Party On!' Guy
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Barry Neville | ... |
Disgruntled Restaurant Patron
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Pierre Reixach | ... |
Gruntled Restaurant Patron
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Ted Magee | ... |
Gruntled Restaurant Patron
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Scott Lauinger | ... |
Gruntled Restaurant Patron
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Wayne Rubin | ... |
Amish Guy (scenesDeleted)
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Nives Spaleta | ... |
Gruntled Restaurant Patron
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Jonny Spanish | ... |
Mad Cowboy (scenesDeleted)
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| Amy Tagliamonti | ... |
Gruntled Restaurant Patron
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| Nick Zedd | ... |
Doctor Fershlugglner (scenesDeleted)
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Celia McGee | ... |
Maria (scenesDeleted)
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| Mike Gencarelli | ... |
Warehouse Worker (scenesDeleted)
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Kitty Kowalski | ... |
Two-Sexed Freak (scenesDeleted)
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Erin Roget | ... |
Extra
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Scott Ennis | ... |
Shocked Pedestrian (uncredited)
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Jeremy Hodgins | ... |
Tromie - the Nuclear Rodent (uncredited)
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Crystal McCloud | ... |
Exploding Breasts Actress (uncredited)
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| Trey Parker | ... |
Hermaphrodite (uncredited)
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Christopher Pearce | ... |
Stockbroker in front of Library (uncredited)
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| Matt Stone | ... |
Hermaphrodite (uncredited)
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Douglas Weiss | ... |
Stockbroker in front of Library (uncredited)
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Directed by
| Lloyd Kaufman | ||
Written by
| Patrick Cassidy | ... | (screenplay by) and |
| Douglas Buck | ... | (screenplay by) |
| Lloyd Kaufman | ... | (inspired by the book "All I Need to Know about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger" by) & |
| James Gunn | ... | (inspired by the book "All I Need to Know about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger" by) |
Produced by
| Charles Berry Hill | ... | executive producer |
| Patrick Cassidy | ... | associate producer |
| Zack Coutroulis | ... | line producer: Los Angeles |
| Jonathan Foster | ... | co-producer |
| Michael Herz | ... | producer |
| David Hill | ... | executive producer (as David Berry Hill) |
| Lloyd Kaufman | ... | producer |
| Will Keenan | ... | associate producer |
| Stephen Schmidt | ... | line producer |
| Kenneth B. Squire | ... | executive producer |
| Elizabeth van Merkensteijn | ... | co-executive producer (as Elizabeth van Merkensteijn) |
| John H. van Merkensteijn | ... | co-executive producer (as John H. van Merkensteijn III) |
Music by
| Nobuhiko Morino | ||
Cinematography by
| Brendan Flynt | ||
Editing by
| Gabriel Friedman | ||
Editorial Department
| Aaron Denenberg | ... | negative cutter |
| Elliott Gamson | ... | negative matcher: Immaculate Matching |
| Gadi Harel | ... | title design |
| Sean McGrath | ... | associate editor |
| Michael Yetter | ... | negative cutter |
Casting By
| Will Keenan | ||
Production Design by
| Jean Loscalzo | ||
Art Direction by
| Marc Turnage | ||
Costume Design by
| Stefanie Imhoff | ... | (as Stephanie Imhoff) |
Makeup Department
| Timothy Considine | ... | special makeup effects artist (as Tim Considine) |
| Katherine O'Donnell | ... | makeup department head |
Production Management
| Yurgi Ganter | ... | production manager |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
| Adam Hammel | ... | assistant director |
| Gadi Harel | ... | second assistant director |
| Ted Magee | ... | second second assistant director |
| Edward McGurn | ... | second assistant director |
Art Department
| Antonio Canobbio | ... | art department |
| Alyse Demaría | ... | art department |
| Ali Grossman | ... | set construction / set designer |
| Gadi Harel | ... | chief graphic designer |
| Adam Harriman | ... | prop designer |
| Morgan Henderson | ... | graphic designer |
| Lucas Mancione | ... | art department |
| Dena Michnowwich | ... | assistant property master (as Dena Michnowich) / associate art director (as Dena Michnowich) |
| Grey Ibor Morris | ... | graphic designer |
| Roman Pietrs | ... | graphic designer |
| Mia Radysh | ... | prop designer |
| Pierre Reixach | ... | property master |
| Gardiner Sutton | ... | art department |
| Amy Tagliamonti | ... | associate art director |
Sound Department
| A. Boaz | ... | sound mixer |
| Jason Candler | ... | sound effects editor |
| Gabriel Friedman | ... | adr editor |
| Gennadiy Giller | ... | sound mixer |
| Bernard Hayden | ... | sound effects editor / sound mixer / supervising sound effects editor: Sound Dimensions |
| Paul Kyrmse | ... | foley artist |
| Alexander Markowski | ... | sound mixer |
| Miguel Mateus | ... | sound effects editor |
| Sean McGrath | ... | adr recordist |
| Brian McNulty | ... | foley artist |
| Millie Medina | ... | foley artist |
| Evan Meszaros | ... | boom operator (as Evan Messares) / location sound (as Evan Messares) / sound recordist |
Special Effects by
| Alex Attimonelli | ... | associate special effects coordinator |
| David Bracci | ... | special effects technician |
| Brigida Costa | ... | special effects assistant |
| Carlo Diamantini | ... | special effects technician |
| Joseph Dilud | ... | special effects assistant |
| George Giordano | ... | special effects crew |
| Drew Jiritano | ... | pyrotechnician |
| Ruth Pongstaphone-Safer | ... | special effects: Real FX |
| Mike Shapiro | ... | special effects assistant (as Michael Shapiro) |
| Pam Siegel | ... | special effects assistant |
Stunts
| Mike Jones | ... | stunts |
| Nam Kim | ... | stunts |
| John L. Lewis | ... | stunt rigger |
| Robert Samuels | ... | stunt coordinator / stunts |
| Michael Wehrhahn | ... | stunts |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Eric 'Zork' Alan | ... | videographer: DVD (as Erik Zork Alan) |
| Antarès Bassis | ... | clapper loader |
| James Capria | ... | key grip |
| Nyle Cavazos Garcia | ... | second assistant camera (as Daniel 'Nyle' Garcia) |
| Brendan Flynt | ... | camera operator |
| George Gatter | ... | gaffer |
| Eric Gearity | ... | first assistant camera |
| Nate Havens | ... | first assistant camera (as Nathan Havens) |
| Lloyd Kaufman | ... | camera operator |
| Tet Kay | ... | first assistant camera (as Tet Kuyper) / second assistant camera (as Tet Kuyper) |
| John Kramer | ... | grip |
| Gus Lu | ... | videographer: DVD |
| Joe Lynch | ... | best boy |
| Greg Nolasco | ... | videographer: DVD |
| Vesco Razpopov | ... | camera operator: Los Angeles (as Vesco) |
| Jonah Torreano | ... | director of photography: Los Angeles |
| Hetty Weering | ... | still photographer |
| Michael Weingrad | ... | grip |
Casting Department
| Gadi Harel | ... | additional casting |
| Edward McGurn | ... | additional casting |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Stefanie Imhoff | ... | wardrobe |
| Nives Spaleta | ... | wardrobe supervisor |
Location Management
| Jen Acomb | ... | location manager: pre-production |
| Chris Connolly | ... | location manager (as Chris 'Tex' Connolly) |
| Sunking Davis | ... | location assistant |
| Andre Philip Mistier | ... | location manager |
Music Department
| Aaron Conte | ... | music supervisor |
| Carmine DeGennaro | ... | composer: additional music |
| Gabriel Friedman | ... | music editor |
| Kevin 'Cappy' Kern | ... | vocal performance |
| Theo Kogan | ... | music supervisor |
| Sean McGrath | ... | composer: additional music / music editor |
| Greg Ross | ... | music supervisor (as Greg Ross) |
Script and Continuity Department
| Sarah Lashley | ... | script supervisor |
Transportation Department
| Joey Crawford | ... | driver |
| Scott Lauinger | ... | driver |
| Brandon Schultz | ... | driver |
Additional Crew
| Buck Berk | ... | production assistant |
| Jen Brucker | ... | (as Jen Lochausen) |
| Patrick Cassidy | ... | executive in charge of production |
| Michael Chukerman | ... | production assistant |
| Charles Cohen | ... | production assistant |
| Cyre | ... | production assistant |
| Rhys Daunic | ... | production assistant |
| Bridget DeClerk | ... | production assistant |
| Jesse Delaney | ... | production assistant |
| Katie Esposito | ... | production assistant |
| Noah Fischel | ... | marketing director |
| Maria Fridmanovich | ... | production accountant |
| Gabriel Friedman | ... | additional material |
| Jennifer Garcia | ... | pre-production intern |
| Trent Haaga | ... | additional material / marketing director |
| Brendan Hagan | ... | pre-production intern |
| Maris Herz | ... | director of computer operations |
| Will Keenan | ... | additional material |
| Jaeson Kim | ... | production assistant |
| Andrew Lerner | ... | creative consultant |
| Joe Lynch | ... | creative assistant |
| Tony McCarthy | ... | assistant to the director of west coast operations |
| Scott W. McKinlay | ... | production executive (as Scott McKinlay) |
| Gary Moscowitz | ... | production accountant |
| Angel L. Oliveras Jr. | ... | production assistant |
| Peter Patrone | ... | production assistant |
| Tristan Patterson | ... | production assistant |
| Natalie Peiro | ... | pre-production intern |
| Damien Picaniello | ... | production assistant |
| Andrew Reale | ... | production assistant |
| Chris Chan Roberson | ... | production office coordinator |
| Daniel Safer | ... | additional material |
| Yaniv Sharon | ... | creative assistant |
| David Shultz | ... | production executive |
| Zoe Terry | ... | pre-production intern |
| Michael Zilberman | ... | production assistant |
Production Companies
Distributors
- Filmmuseum Distributie (2010) (Netherlands) (theatrical)
- Cecchi Gori Home Video (2007) (Italy) (DVD)
- Cultmovies (2008) (Germany) (DVD)
- Finnkino (2001) (Finland) (VHS)
- Finnkino (2005) (Finland) (DVD)
- Stomp Visual (2005) (Australia) (DVD)
- Troma Entertainment
- Troma Team Video
Special Effects
Other Companies
- Victor Entertainment (soundtrack)
- napalm FiLMS (soundtrack recording)
Storyline
| Plot Summary |
This is the story of a low budget film crew, led by their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Lloyd Kaufman/co-founder of Troma Inc.), trying to make some art. In addition to the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. Production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce LaTourelle) struggles to succeed on set and to decide between the two men in her life - straitlaced Casey (Will Keenan) and over the edge Jerry (Trent Haaga). This threesome heats up as the killer draws even nearer. As the insanity increases and the bodies amass, the crew bands together (both physically and sexually) against the threat in their midst. Written by Sujit R. Varma |
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| Taglines | Let's Make Some Art! See more » |
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| Parents Guide | View content advisory » |
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Box Office
| Budget | $500,000 (estimated) |
| Opening Weekend United States | $1,434, 31 Oct 1999 |
Did You Know?
| Trivia | The end credits states, "A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO: The New York City Police Department, for their unstinting cooperation and invaluable help throughout every part of this production" In The Making of Terror Firmer, it shows the police clashing with the production on several instances (one of which involved the police revoking the crew's filming permit). See more » |
| Goofs | Camera shadows are often seen throughout the film. See more » |
| Movie Connections | Edited from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990). See more » |
| Soundtracks | Amazing Grace See more » |
| Crazy Credits | Lloyd Kaufman included Eli Roth's name in the credits as a joke, specifically because Eli turned down an offer to be in the film. See more » |
| Quotes |
Larry Benjamin:
Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet! What's going on here? I'm the director! I am the director! I'm not saying that because I'm on some kind of ego trip or on some kind of bullshit artistic vision! I'm telling you this because I've been directing ten-cent movies for 30 years and I think I know a little bit about what I am doing! And I know a little something about the world because I'm a 52-year-old manic asshole! It's a horrible world! Starvation, dismemberment, torture, rape, corn-holing... it's horrible out there, but it's worse here in the movie set! We have danger... and stupidity! I don't want someone dying on my set! If someone dies here, I'll blow my brains out and it will be your fault! My career will be over and it'll be your fault! Now, if I have to go around wiping your asses, just let me know. I'll just get some toilet paper and go around to each and every one of you wiping everyone asses. Do you want me to wipe your asses? [everyone mumbles 'no'] Larry Benjamin: I don't believe you. But we'd better soldier on. Now, let's make some art! See more » |