Judge Mills Lane (1998– )

Mills Lane: Self

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  Mills Lane : ...All right, let's get it on and get it decided!

• Mills Lane : [to a litigant]  ...What part of "Don't talk" don't you understand -the "Don't," or the "talk?"

• Mills Lane : [admonishing a couple of female litigants]  ...Ladies, I want to be able to call you ladies.

• Mills Lane : [to a litigant]  ... Here's my fluent Spanish for you: If you keep pushing it with me, I *guarantee* you're going to be EL GONE-O... EL QUICK-O... EL NOW-O!

• Mills Lane : [after ruling against a defendant]  Now let me hear about your countersuit.

  Unknown defendant : Well, if he's gonna lie and say I hit him, then I'm just gonna lie and say he hit me back.

  Mills Lane : Come again?

  Unknown defendant : If he's gonna lie and say I hit him, then I'm just gonna lie and say he hit me back.

  Mills Lane : There goes the countersuit!