- Himself - Guitarist: [Backstage after a show] Jason's making sandwiches to take back to the hotel, because he's too cheap to order room service. We're only going to make millions this year!
- Himself - Bassist: It is because I'm a cheapskate, you're absolutely right, but we'll see who's laughing last. I've got plans for those millions and it ain't for fucking sandwiches!
- Himself - Drummer: [At the front desk, checking out of their hotel and reviewing room service bill] Had a sandwich and a grapefruit... $38 bucks.
- Himself - Guitarist & Vocalist: I didn't eat anything that cost me $40 bucks.