The Specials (2000)
Matt Champagne: Joel Tippin
Quotes
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Minute Man : [seeing the preview commercial for the Specials action figures] I'm black?
Joel Tippin : We had to take a little more of a multi-cultural approach.
Minute Man : But I'm not black.
Joel Tippin : I-I think you have vaguely African features. We could probably pull this off.
[Minute Man ushers him out]
Joel Tippin : Excuse...
Minute Man : A meat thermometer?
Joel Tippin : Listen, the kids love the neat accessories. Come on, it's the Specials. Nobody knows they're not carrying meat thermometers.
Minute Man : Tell me that wasn't Richard Dawson's head.
Joel Tippin : Well, okay, you got me there. We had some old heads from a line of "Hogan's Heroes" action figures from the '70s. We were gonna use the German guy, but it turns out we didn't have...
[Minute Man leaves]
Joel Tippin : What?