Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois' masculine physique.
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor, who turns out to be Brick. Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's presentation of "Romeo and Juliet".
Joe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
Stewie winds up in Paris when he takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase during a game of hide and seek. Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois intends to get more Instagram "likes" than Bonnie.
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Peter and Chris try to reconnect when they finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian dates a carny whom he tries to break up with after seeing some of her bad habits.