Little Nicky (2000)
Robert Smigel: Beefy
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Quotes
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Mr. Beefy : Put it in your mouth. Now move your teeth up and down. Up and down. Good, numb-nuts. Now you gotta swallow it. Just tilt your head back and let the meat slide down your throat hole. Easy, don't choke.
Nicky : [Nicky swallows the chicken tender] Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome!
Mr. Beefy : Uh-huh. Now, eat up. You're gonna need your energy.
Nicky : I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save dad! Adrian! Cassius!
[he gets hit by a bus]
Mr. Beefy : Oh, boy.
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Mr. Beefy : [shoots an arrow out of his penis and hits Adrian] Now that hurt the both of us.
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Mr. Beefy : That'S your big transformation? You turned a coke into a pepsi?
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Mr. Beefy : You love acting, I love pissing.
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Mr. Beefy : Yeah I had a weak back... about a week back! Ahahahaha!
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Nicky : [Deleted scene; Nicky sees Beefy defecate] Man, that was intense! And it happens every day?
Mr. Beefy : Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you gotta use a toilet.
Nicky : Yeah? Well, just point me in the right direction next time.
Mr. Beefy : Come on. There's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.
Nicky : Well, let's rock and roll, then!
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Nicky : [Deleted scene; Nicky is seen telling an officer to get in the flask] Adrian, is that you? Get in the flask!
Beating Cop : Beat it.
Nicky : Uh-huh.
[He leaves before returning]
Nicky : Cassius, come on. What's going on?
Beating Cop : I said, beat it!
Nicky : Alright.
[He leaves again before returning]
Nicky : That's it. Just so you...
[He gets repeatedly beaten by the officer]
Nicky : What the hell's your problem?
[He gets beaten again]
Mr. Beefy : This may take a while.