The Mikado (1992 TV Movie)

Fenton Gray: Ko-Ko

Quotes 

• Pooh-Bah : To ask you what you mean to do we humbly appear.

  Ko-Ko : Congratulate me gentlemen, I've found a volunteer.

  The People of Titi Pu : The Japanese equivalent of hear hear hear!

• Ko-Ko : At last, my bride that is to be!

  [about to embrace her] 

  Yum-Yum : [shocked]  You're not going to kiss me before all these people?

  Ko-Ko : I'm certainly not going to kiss you after them.

• Yum-Yum : You're not going to kiss me before all these people?

  Ko-Ko : I'm certainly not going to kiss you after them.

  Yum-Yum : [to Pitti-Sing]  Seems odd, don't it.

  Pitti-Sing : It's rather peculiar.

  Peep-Bo : I expect it's all right, must have a beginning you know.

  Yum-Yum : Well, I know nothing about these things, but I've no objection if it's usual.

  Ko-Ko : Oh it's quite usual, eh Minister of Fun?

  Pooh-Bah : I have known it done. I have not banned it yet.

• Ko-Ko : There's the Welsh MP who wore a rose and talked for far too long, I think you get my gist.

• Ko-Ko : Ah. Shrink not from me.

• Ko-Ko : I? Marry Katisha?

  Yum-Yum : I really think it's the only course.

  Ko-Ko : But my good girl, have you SEEN HER? She's something appalling!

• Ko-Ko : Oh go away sir, how dare you? May I never be permitted to solliloquise?

• Ko-Ko : Is this public gratitude?

• Ko-Ko : Here's the state of things, to her life she clings. Matrimonial devotion doesn't seem to suit her notion, burial it brings, here's the state of things, here's the state of things.

• Nanki-Poo : Sir, I have the misfortune to love your ward, Yum-Yum. Oh, I know I deserve your anger!

  Ko-Ko : Anger! not a bit, my boy. Why, I love her myself. Charming little girl, isn't she? Pretty eyes, nice hair. Taking little thing, altogether. Very glad to hear my opinion backed by a competent authority. Thank you very much. Good-bye.

  [to Pish-Tush] 

  Ko-Ko : Take him away.

  [Pish-Tush removes him]