Birthday Girl (2001)

Reece Shearsmith: Porter

Quotes 

• John : Excuse me. It's two Russians are staying here. Do you know which floor they're on?

  Porter : Yes, I know which floor they're on.

  John : [takes a banknote out of his pocket and holds it]  And which floor would that be?

  Porter : [taking the banknote]  We've only got one floor.