Muppets Treasure Island (1996 Video Game)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Animal

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Quotes 

• Beaker : Me, ooh ooh, ooh!

  [the TV screen turns on and shows Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker] 

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Oh. Welcome. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant Beaker.

  Beaker : Me! Me! Me!

  [the TV screen turns off] 

  Director : Yeah! Excuse me Dr. Honeydew, well we need Beaker in Bristol right away.

  [Dr. Bunsen Honeydew fires the cannon and Beaker is launched across the stage set] 

  Beaker : WHOA!

  [Beaker crashes into the wall] 

  Director : Woopsie do. Thank you sir. Yeah Miss Scurf-it. Yeah come out and introduce yourself to Hawkins. Thank you sir.

  [Kermit the Frog opens the stage door and looks at Hawkins] 

  Kermit the Frog : Hey ho Kermit the frog here. Welcome to...

  [Kermit the Frog is interrupted by Fozzie Bear who runs right up to him] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hey Kermit! I've got some great new pirate jokes for the day.

  Kermit the Frog : Um... well... not now Fozzie. You see...

  Fozzie Bear : Wait! Wait! Did you hear about the one pirate who kept falling down? They called him Black and Blue Beard. Aah! Wacka, Wacka!

  Kermit the Frog : Anymore more jokes like that Fozzie and you'll wacka wacka the plank.

  Fozzie Bear : Hey! That's funny! Can I use that?

  Kermit the Frog : Um sure. but but first you'll have to take your place in Bristol please.

  Fozzie Bear : No.

  Kermit the Frog : Yeah. go ahead right back to the door. Yep.

  [Fozzie Bear walks in the stage door, Kermit the Frog pushes the touchscreen TV of a map and walks in the stage door and closes the door] 

  Director : Okay. Now where's the parrot?

  Stevenson the Parrot : Squawk!

  Director : Aah. Stevenson. You're the help character. You go and help already.

  [Stevenson the Parrot shows up and looks at Hawkins] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Hi ya Hawkins. Say, welcome to the game. So I know you're asking yourself, self. Why is this parrot calling me Hawkins? Wasn't he the hero of Treasure Island? Right, right, wrong! Ha ha, you're the new Hawkins and hero and I'm your Stevenson. I'll be on my perch.

  [the parrot walks off but then comes back to look at Hawkins again] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Here's something else, just tap on me once if you need any help. Tap on me twice if you're ready to see your stuff. Anytime you're ready, I'm ready. Squawk!

  [Kermit the Frog opens the stage door] 

  Kermit the Frog : Okay! Start the opening woo!

  [Kermit pushes the touchscreen TV and goes back in the door] 

• Sam the Eagle : [Mr Arrow walks over to the player]  You cannot board the Hispaniola without Squire Trelawney's official Seal of Passage. Now I suggest you go see the Squire.

• Fozzie Bear : Oh come on in, I'll meet you inside.

• Jeeves the Butler : [after the player knocks on the door, Jeeves opens up the door cover]  Oh splendid you're wearing a Mi sure Ed Wire original. The Squire is away on business but his half wit son will see you. Master Trelawney these visitors say they have something to show you.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh boy show and tell, Jeeves send them on up!

  Jeeves the Butler : The Squire will receive you now. Please proceed.

  [Jeeves closes the door cover and opens the door with Squire Trelawney standing inside the room] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hello there, what can I do for you? Wait I know! You've come to find my latest brainstorm it will change the world, it's called the rubber chicken ahh. How many times can I put you down for? No wait! Let me get a quilt.

  [Squire Trelawney pulls up the rubber chicken toy] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Hey, the Squire wants to play show and tell, Now you know what you want to show don't ya. The compass right? Right? Wrong! Ha ha, you show him the map. I was testing, stay on your toes Hawkins. Ha ha ha.

  [Then the player pulls out the map and shows it to the Squire and the Fanfare music plays] 

  Fozzie Bear : Wow! The map to Treasure Island. Tell you what, you have the map. I have the ship. Let's be partners. Here's the official Trelawney Seal of Passage. Show it to Mr. Arrow and he'll let you board the Hispaniola okay.

  [the Squires pet seal barks] 

  Fozzie Bear : Whoops wrong seal. Now here we are, there you go.

  [the victory music plays and the Squire gives the player the Seal of Passage which the player takes] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Thanks for the seal Squire, Hawkins and I will meet you at the boat.

  Fozzie Bear : Gasp. Oh boy we're going on a boat to Treasure Island! Hey Jeeves, I'm going on a trip, pack my whoopee cushions! See you on the Hispaniola come on. Oh you can come too, so sensitive.

  [the seal barks] 

• Fozzie Bear : That's a picture of my great great great granddaddy Squire Trelawney the eighth. History's a little fuzzy on him, actually he's a little fuzzy.

• Miss Piggy : Muwa and not perfect, but I'm about as close as you can get.

• Fozzie Bear : Ahh! The Hispaniola! The queen of the seas. Or is that the the joker of the seas? Oh well, go ahead. I'll meet you on board in a few minutes.

• Sam the Eagle : [Sam the Eagle walks over to the player with the seal of passage]  Hmm. I can see you have the Trelawney Seal of Passage. You have obviously found favor with the Squire. Welcome aboard the Hispaniola. Hmm.

• Long John Silver : Mr. Arrow!

  Sam the Eagle : Not now Mr. Silver. I'm tied up at the moment.

  Long John Silver : Aye Mr. Arrow. You'll be tied up for more.

• Kermit the Frog : I'd like to know one thing Mr. Arrow.

  Sam the Eagle : Yes sir?

  Kermit the Frog : Who hired this crew? This is without a doubt the insidious lot of cutthroats, villains, and scoundrels I have ever seen!

  Sam the Eagle : I will uncover the responsible party captain and believe me, that party will take forty lashes and walk the plank.

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, no Mr. Arrow.

  Sam the Eagle : How about one lash and we make them walk the plank forty times.

  Kermit the Frog : No lashes and no planks.

  Sam the Eagle : Aye yi sir. How about a stern talking to, and a couple of shame on yous?

  Kermit the Frog : That's more like it. Good day Mr. Arrow.

  Sam the Eagle : Good day.

• Stevenson the Parrot : We won! We won Hawkins! Hah! I was with you all the way! I'll be uh nestling with the treasure if you need me. Coming!

  Long John Silver : Hey mate! Boo! Sorry for startling you. I couldn't let you go without saying goodbye. I reserved a little for me self. So Don't you worry about me. But you, you found the real treasure here mate. Your friends. Sail with good friends like these and you'll travel as far as your dreams can take you. So, say goodbye to your old friend John. I have a feeling, we'll be meeting again. See you mate!

  Sam the Eagle : Welcome aboard Cabin Mate Hawkins! That was some very unsafe activity out there! Good work.

  Kermit the Frog : Umm. Thank you Mr. Arrow and thanks to you too Hawkins. Without you at the helm, we could have never made it this far. Now, raise the anchor and sound the cannon! Our voyage home has begun Yay!

  The Great Gonzo : You heard the Captain. Fire on the cannon!

  Beaker : Uh oh! Whoa!

  [the cannon fires Mr. Beaker who flies across the room and the end credits begin]