28 Days (2000)

Alan Tudyk: Gerhardt

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• Gerhardt : There's a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same path. But there's always a fork in the road... at some point. And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork and they gotta go on the other part of the fork. Or just down the back part of the fork while you go forward. And they're like *sigh* Or they got a salad fork and you have one of the big dinner forks and you have longer to go but they're like done because that's it, they're stuck on a piece of food, that they *sigh*. A desert fork or like one of those, you know small little shrimp forks or crab forks and you're trying to get out a crab. They're like that and you're over here jumping to the huge serving fork or something like that, or a ladle, you know.

• Gerhardt : [shouts]  Oh my God! Look at my package!

• Oliver : I'm thinkin' booze.

  Gerhardt : Cocaine.

  Roshanda : Pain killers.

  Bobbie Jean : This is not a nice game.

• Gerhardt : [last lines - crying]  What are you doing here, it's so good to see you.

• Gerhardt : Once we all leave, we have needs that are going to need to be filled by people, physically, at times. How and when can we do that? Not how, just when?

  Cornell : Yeah, I know, I know. People in recovery want to know when's a good time to start dating. And my rule of thumb is, when you get home, get yourself a plant. I like spider plants, but whatever turns you on. Then, in about a year, get a pet. And then, if, in say two years, the plant and the pet are still alive, then you can start to think about having a relationship.