Next Friday (2000)
Ice Cube: Craig Jones
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Quotes
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Day-Day : Roach, if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games shit on the counter, we both gon' be fired!
African : [walking in store] Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers!
Day-Day : Can I help you, sir?
African : Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?
Day-Day : The manager's not here. I'm running the store right now.
African : You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Day-Day : Do you have the cover, sir?
African : I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?
Day-Day : Can I see it sir?
[looks at CD]
Day-Day : What, were you chewing on this shit before you got here?
African : Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?
Day-Day : Bishop Desmond Tutu?
African : Try again, motherfucker!
Day-Day : Winnie Mandela's lil'...
African : Try *again*, motherfucker!
Day-Day : Just an ugly ass black dude.
African : I'll go *postal* in this motherfucker!
Day-Day : Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!
African : [knocks down CD stand as Craig walks in] Ol' biatch...
[Craig shoves him into CD rack]
African : Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!
Craig : Get your ass up outta here!
African : I'm just a bitch-ass nigga!
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Pinky : [points a gun to Craig's head] Don't move! Or I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off. Now back up. Slowly! Don't say a word.
Craig Jones : But I was jus...
Pinky : [cuts Craig off] I said don't say a word!
Pinky : [giggles] Little muthafucka gonna try and rob me. Well I'ma show you how we do it here in Pinky's *noogah*.
Craig Jones : I wasn't trying to...
Pinky : [cuts Craig off] Shut up! Before I bust a cap in yo' ass. Now what'chu been done wit' Day-Day and Roach?
Craig Jones : Day-Day is my peep...
Pinky : [cuts Craig off] Shut up!
Pinky : Now who sent you, nigga?
Craig Jones : Nobody sen...
Pinky : [cuts Craig off] Shut the fu... Did I say... Ohhh, nigga! I'll... oh, shit! Say something! Say something else, nigga! I'ma tie yo' monkey ass up.
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Uncle Elroy : [Suga falls on Craig's lap, face down] Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?
Craig : I don't know. I must have... shit.
Uncle Elroy : Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?
Suga : I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.
Uncle Elroy : Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.
Suga : Mr. Nasty Time!
Uncle Elroy : Mr. Nasty Time. But take it easy on my back.
[to Craig]
Uncle Elroy : Make yourself at home, nephew.
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Day-Day : How'd you get out here?
Craig Jones : I walked.
Day-Day : You walked?
Craig Jones : Yeah.
Day-Day : You can't be walkin' around this white neighborhood, man. You look suspect.
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Craig Jones : Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!
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Day-Day : I got the BGs
Craig Jones : What's the BGs?
Day-Day : The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on my self
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Mr. Jones : Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your Uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me?
Craig Jones : Pops I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more.
Mr. Jones : Well I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black ass back home.
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Uncle Elroy : I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
Craig Jones : Why do say that?
Uncle Elroy : [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!
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Craig Jones : [in Craig's halluncination showing Karla giving him a lap dance] You heard of El Nino?
Karla Joker : [Speaking Seductively] Yeah...
Craig Jones : This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.
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Deebo : Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black.
Craig Jones : [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, Stop!
[Mr. Jones Screams]
Deebo : Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the re-match!
Deebo : Get out of the car!
Craig Jones : Punch It!
Tyrone : [as Mr. Jones drives away] Deebo! Help!
Craig Jones : Fake-Ass Suge Knight!
Deebo : [yelling out before kicking his brother in the stomach] You know I gonna find you and when I do, I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass!
[Looking down at his brother]
Deebo : Man get up!
Tyrone : Damn! Man, I'm tired. I'm goin to mommy's house.
Deebo : [pulling him by the chain on his leg] Come on!
Tyrone : [Yelling at Deebo] No!, No!
Mr. Jones : [on the way to Rancho Cucamonga] Did you see That! Those two niggas were acting like pit bull dogs!
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Craig Jones : What's that smell?
Mr. Jones : Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.
Craig Jones : Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud!
Mr. Jones : [while Spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son.
Craig Jones : Aw, Too much!
[Trying to get the window open]
Craig Jones : What's worng with this window?
Mr. Jones : It's broken, remind me to get it fixed
Craig Jones : [Struggling to get the window open] Damn!
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[discussion about Day-Day's ex]
Craig Jones : Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'.
Day-Day : Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!
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Craig Jones : I just hate to see a fine girl like you in a situation like this.
Karla : [smirks] Thanks for noticing. It used to be peaceful around here, before they got out. They took over the house, and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.
Craig Jones : Dang, why she didn't just kick 'em out.
Karla : We tried. We saved up to get away from them, but they just followed us.
Craig Jones : Damn, I hate to hear that.
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Mailman : [knocks on door] .
Mailman : Delivery, got a delivery.
[rings doorbell twice]
Craig Jones : Who is it?
Mailman : Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy.
[Craig opens the door]
Mailman : Come on sparky.
Craig Jones : What's up!
Mailman : Nice house. I didn't expect you to answer it, but this is a fine place here. What are you, one of those uh, entertainer guys, huh. What do you play sports? What team do you play for?
Craig Jones : I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. You want tickets...
Mailman : [waves his hand] Hey don't want any trouble with you. You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass. Just uh, got a little mail for you to sign.
[puts both hands up]
Mailman : Partner!
Craig Jones : What's this?
Mailman : Uh, that's what they call a delinquent property tax notice. I hope the crack killers pay well. Otherwise it's back to the ghetto you go. Uh, take it easy.
[starts singing a tune and walks away]
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Craig Jones : Look, I'm your cousin an' ev'rything, but don't be hookin' me up with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister!