- Cal: [the gang have found the actor doing a press conference high on cocaine. They try to come up with ways to get out of it] We could try and stall Gerry.
- Da: [mimicking the stoned actor] Afffaaa.
- Ma: Could you not cancel the conference?
- Da: [mimicking the stoned actor] Afffaaa.
- Mitch Morgan: [stoned] Afffaaa.
- Da: [mimicking the stoned actor] Afffaaa.
- Da: [normally] You stupid bastard!
- Uncle Andy: [Uncle Andy's been fried for not turning up for 23 years in a row] This is discrimination!
- Billy: Aye, discrimination against lazy bastards!