Discworld (Video Game 1995) - Rob Brydon as Patrician, Death, Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Twoflower, Lecturer in Recent Runes, Bursar, Dragon, Mason, War, Pestilence, Fate, Mugger, Victim, Sleazy Guy, Old Timer #2, Old Timer #3, Tax Collector, Barber, Toymaker, Bartender, Scared Guy, Hublanders, Little Guy, Drunks, Innkeeper, Sailor, Dwarven Llewellyn, Rincewind - additional dialogue

Twoflower : It is said that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork, but this is, in fact, incorrect. The truth is that all roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork.
[about the Librarian, who was once human but was turned into an orangutan]

Rincewind : Doesn't he want to be turned back into a human?

Bursar : Nope.

Lecturer in Recent Runes : Ha! Says he likes the long arms, the prehensile toes and the right to scratch himself in the reference section.

Bursar : I say he just likes running around loose, not wearing trousers. I mean, I would.
Twoflower : The Shades is an area where curiosity not only kills the cat, but ties lead weights to its feet and throws it into the river.
Archchancellor : Ah, if it isn't young Breakwind.

Rincewind : Rincewind, sir.

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