Flexing with Monty (2010 Video)

Trevor Goddard: Monty

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Quotes 

• Monty : Don't you knock pushups, bud. They got me where I am today. In two years... two years I will be head of the athletic department.

  Bertin : Yeah. Yeah, you know, I gotta hand it to you. You just twitch a little muscle and you got all the faculty hangin' by the hair in your armpits.

• Monty : Nothin' like a good healthy stink! It's the way nature intended it to be, bud.

• Monty : Your head's full o' junk. It's probably why you're constipated.

• Monty : Worship my boot, you monkey-fucker! That's what you and your kind are - monkey-fuckers - having never read the Bible, that passage about men screwin' men? Kiss my boot before I bash your fuckin' head in!

  [Gay Man kisses his boot] 

  Monty : Yeah, it's you monkey-fuckin' faggots that started the plague!

  Gay Man : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Monty : I'm talkin' about AIDS, faggot. That butt-fuckin', dick-blowin', needle-poppin' disease of the twentieth century.

  Gay Man : Hey, you're crazy!

  Monty : Oh, you think so? Oh! Oh, I hear you faggots have progressed to pig-fucking, and some of you even sticking gerbils up your asses. What's next, huh? What's next? Sucking off aborted fetuses? It's your unclean fuckin' that's bringing down our civilization, that's perverting the once clean masculine nature of the greatest power in the world - the United... States... of America. I bet you even indulge in the food of the sodomites - stewed monkey nuts and fried rat cunt.

• Monty : Would you like to squeeze my fleshy soul?