Bad Girls (1999–2006)
Alison Newman: Renee Williams
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Quotes
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Dominic McCallister : Renee Williams? Sentenced to 18 months?
Renee Williams : Congratulations, you've won a car.
Dominic McCallister : Comedian, are we?
Renee Williams : This place fills me full of laughs.
Dominic McCallister : Any medical problems?
Renee Williams : Why don't you examine me to find out, darlin'?
Dominic McCallister : [annoyed] Any medical problems?
Renee Williams : No.
Dominic McCallister : Right let's see what we've got in here.
Renee Williams : You better make sure no one gets their frigging thieving fingers on that stuff.
Dominic McCallister : Don't worry. We keep all the thieves under lock and key. That's why you're here in case you forgot.
Renee Williams : Who's the comedian now?
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Crystal Gordon : [a woman of African decent] Any of you seen my hair oil?
Denny Blood : No.
Crystal Gordon : Where is it then
[looks at Renee, who is smiling at her]
Crystal Gordon : What are you grinning at? Did you take my hair oil?
Renee Williams : After you used it? Are you joking!
Crystal Gordon : Well someone did! £2.50 that cost me!
[to Renee]
Crystal Gordon : I hope you know what the bible says about a knife through a knife!
Renee Williams : 'Ere
[throws a banana at her]
Renee Williams : Maybe that'll take your mind off it!
Crystal Gordon : Right, I'm going straight to Betts!
Renee Williams : I thought you liked bananas! So much for being generous, then. Would you rather have an apple, then?
[bursts in laughter]