Day of the Tentacle (1993 Video Game)
Nick Jameson: Doctor Fred Edison, Doctor Red Edison, Zed Edison, Dwayne, John Hancock, Man in Ski Mask
Quotes
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Laverne : This is all your fault Bernard.
Dr. Fred : Behold, children! The Chron-O-John!
Hoagie : Doc, can't you just send Bernard?
Dr. Fred : No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive.
Bernard : Has any people even been hurt in this thing?
Dr. Fred : Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.
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Bernard : Hey, Dr. Fred! We have to DO something!
Dr. Fred : What do you suggest, college boy? No diamond for the central unit, no power for the Chron-O-Johns, a mutant monster of my own creation roaming the countryside, taking over the world! It's a dark day for mad science.
Bernard : What if we unpollute the river?
Dr. Fred : I could just shut off my Sludge-O-Matic, but it is too late...
Bernard : You have a machine whose sole function is producing toxic waste?
Dr. Fred : You can't have a high-tech laboratory like this and NOT spew poisonous filth! All the other mad scientists would laugh!
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Dr. Fred : I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!
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Dr. Fred : Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess.
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[Bernard, Laverne and Hoagie have been fused together]
Dr. Fred : Well, kiddies, it's been more fun than a jump-suit full of weasels. Now kindly get your freekish hide out of my home!
Bernard : Please, Dr. Fred! You've got to get us out of this mess! We look terrible! And we can't buy clothes of the rack!
Laverne : I'm getting sort of used to it. Maybe we could go on the talkshow circuit.
Bernard : [Long pause] Help us, Dr. Edison. You're our only hope!
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[Purple Tentacle drank water from a polluted river, and has transformed into an insane criminal genius who wants to conquer the world]
Dr. Fred : Our only hope now is to turn off my Sludge-O-Matic machine and prevent the toxic mutagen from entering the river!
Bernard : Isn't it a little late for that, Doctor?
Dr. Fred : Of course! That's why I'll have to do it... yesterday! To the time machine!
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[while being held captive and tied upside-down on the Sludge-o-matic]
Dr. Fred : Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!
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Dr. Fred : [after sending Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne away with his time machine] It works! I can't believe it! And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!
[there is a loud crack as Fred's imitation diamond breaks in half]
Dr. Fred : Uh-oh!
[Dr. Fred lowers the handle on his time machine, causing Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne to crash down in their Chron-O-Johns]
Dr. Fred : Cheap mail-order juwels!