Titus (2000–2002)

Christine Estabrook: Juanita Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : Pfft, math. Who needs it? I spent my time in school memorizing things I could use. Like The California State Mental Health Code Requirement For The Declaration Of Commitment Of A Loved One, which is as follows: Causing harm to others.

  [flashback] 

  Christopher Titus : [shows Juanita hitting Ken in the head with a frying pan] 

  [end Flashback] 

  Christopher Titus : Causing harm to self

  [flashback] 

  Christopher Titus : [young Christopher knocks on bathroom door] 

  10 - Year Old Titus : Mom, Are you ready yet?

  Juanita Titus : [opens the door, having shaved a huge lock of hair off the top of her head]  I'll be ready in a minute, I'm just fixing my doo. Give this to your father

  [handing young Christopher the lock of hair] 

  Juanita Titus : .

  [end Flashback] 

  Christopher Titus : Destruction of Property

  [flashback] 

  Christopher Titus : [young Christopher and Ken Titus are looking out the window at their car on fire in the driveway] 

  Ken Titus : We needed a new car anyway.

• Christopher Titus : Dad can score new tail in three minutes.

  Juanita Titus : [yelling at Ken in a bar]  I want a divorce!

  Ken Titus : [turning to the woman sitting next to him]  Hi.

• [repeated line] 

  [to Ken] 

  Juanita Titus : You ruined my life, you bastard!