Jazzin' for Blue Jean (1984 Video)
David Bowie: Self, Screamin' Lord Byron, Vic
Quotes
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Vic : I'm speechless. I'm speechless you conniving, randy, bogus Oriental old queen. Your record sleeves are better than your songs!
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[About the hairdryer a stylist is using on him]
Screaming Lord Byron : I've got a teensy weensy little headache, and I wonder if you might switch that thing OFF... until I finish passing out, thank you.
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Vic : [voice over, narrating] She spoke to me and that was it, I fell.
[falls down the ladder]
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Vic : I know the man. Actually we're distantly related. My... um... my mothers sister - she married his old man in Cheltenham. That makes me his half-cousin, twice removed... or... close enough.
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[Pointing at random name on the guest list.]
Vic : That's me.
Foyeur Lady : Oh yeah? Er... you're a bit thinner this time int ya? Demmis Rousos! On your bike, son!
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Vic : He'll find out sooner or later about his mother. Only I did promise I'd tell him personally - you know what mothers... are... like. How's your mother? She well? I hope so.
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Vic : Mr Screaming. Er... good evening. I'm from the Melody Faces - no - one of the music magazines. I was with a music magazine now I'm with a more high profile kind of... aw I've really hurt me head.
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Vic : [narrating, getting dressed] Frankie Relax is definitely out. I'm not advertising Frankie until they tell us who he is.
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Vic : Nice shoes.
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Vic : You look great, you're fantastic, you're beautiful.