Relative Values (2000)

Julie Andrews: Felicity Marshwood

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Quotes 

• Nigel : You don't like her, do you mother?

  Felicity Marshwood : Well of course I don't, I think she is a perfect ass.

• Miranda Frayle : I'm absolutely determined that the Countess of Marshwood shall be the longest, and greatest, role I ever played.

  Felicity Marshwood : I do hope you won't find it too much of a strain.

  Nigel : Mother!

  Felicity Marshwood : I do know what I'm talking about. I've played it for years. I find it a good part, but technically rather exhausting.

• Miranda Frayle : You planned all this business of Dora dressing up, didn't you, just to belittle me in front of Nigel, to make me look like a fool?

  Felicity Marshwood : I rather think you contributed to that rather generously yourself.

• Don Lucas : [When asked what his new film is about]  It's about a bum.

  Felicity Marshwood : Curious subject for a motion picture.

  Peter : Felicity, bum doesn't mean quite the same thing in America as it does in England.

• Nigel : She's English. Born and bred, you know.

  Felicity Marshwood : Really? You'd never know. She does such a good job at hiding it.

• Felicity Marshwood : You're surely not intending to drive alll the way back to London now? Nonsense! I won't hear of it. That long dreary road at this time of night, in the pouring rain.

  Miranda Frayle : It isn't raining.