- Narrator: [First lines] You're in sunny Italy, sweet land of song and romance. You're bound for the rugged Amalfi coast in one of those busy little steamers that ply the Bay of Naples.
- Narrator: The beach is a happy playground for these mermaids, alluring like the sirens who enticed Ulysses. Romeos, beware these Juliets!
- Narrator: [Last lines] But all's fair in love and war. So, the lovely ladies join in! They've had the time of their lives and so will you, along the Amalfi way.