Matt spends the night with a girl in an elevator during power outage in a girls' college dorm. He never sees her. Waking up in the morning, panties are all that's left of her. How does he find her in a building with 100 girls?
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| Jonathan Tucker | ... |
Matthew
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| Emmanuelle Chriqui | ... |
Patty
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| James DeBello | ... |
Rod
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| Katherine Heigl | ... |
Arlene
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| Larisa Oleynik | ... |
Wendy
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| Jaime Pressly | ... |
Cynthia
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| Marissa Ribisi | ... |
Dora
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Johnny Green | ... |
Crick
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| Aimee Graham | ... |
Ms. Stern
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| Ange Billman | ... |
Dana
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| Kristina Anapau | ... |
Sasha
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Rainbeau Mars | ... |
Maureen
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Mónica Huarte | ... |
Janeite #1
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Reilly McLaren | ... |
Janeite #2
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| Kristin Herold | ... |
Barbara
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Anya Marina | ... |
Rhonda
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Josephine Angelini | ... |
Michelle
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Julieanne Steger | ... |
Penny
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| Ivana Firestone | ... |
Rene
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Danielle Hoover | ... |
Ball Buster
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| Eric Szmanda | ... |
Sam / Computer Nerd
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Anita Thomas | ... |
Teacher's Pet
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Sarah Carmichael | ... |
Feminist Wannabe
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| Crystal Kwon | ... |
Man Hater
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Nancy Walters | ... |
Open Minded Feminist
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Bradley K. Ross | ... |
Pizza Delivery Guy
(as Bradley Ross)
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| Lydia Castro | ... |
Hispanic Girl
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Alley Mercedes | ... |
T-Squared Girl
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| Lorie Katherine Anderson | ... |
High School Girl
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Candra Severson | ... |
Matthew's Mom
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John O'Hara | ... |
Matthew - 10 years old
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| Walker Howard | ... |
Crick's Partner
(as Howard Walker)
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| Tamara Krinsky | ... |
Mystery Girl Vo / Emily
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Dustin Courtney | ... |
Matthew Double
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| Dennis Madalone | ... |
Crick Double
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Farinaz Farrokh | ... |
Puppeteer
(as Farhaz Farrokh)
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| Allen Payne | ... |
Old Guy in Car
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Kerstin Lindquist | ... |
Sign Language Girl
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| Ehud Bleiberg | ... |
Rene's Father
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Madison Brandon | ... |
Young Vickie
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Terence Michael | ... |
Sasha's Boyfriend
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Chris Bustard | ... |
Penny's Boyfriend
(as Christopher Bustard)
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Mike McNet | ... |
Cynthia's Boyfriend
(as Mike McNett)
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Seth Nagel | ... |
Michelle's Boyfriend
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Esther Gonzalez | ... |
Hispanic Mother
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Dorlinda Ortiz | ... |
Hispanic Kid
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Stephanie Ramos | ... |
Hispanic Kid
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Londonn Corpas | ... |
Hispanic Kid
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Felicity Mars | ... |
Old Lady
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Edward Davila | ... |
Kung Chang
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Laura Gray | ... |
Wendy's Mom
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Donald Green | ... |
Matthew's Dad
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| Joan Blair | ... |
Bathing Suit Woman
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Noel Evangelisti | ... |
Bathing Suit Woman
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Cindy Fried | ... |
Bathing Suit Woman
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Cynthia Rullo | ... |
Bathing Suit Woman
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Biljana Filipovic | ... |
Girl in Window
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Patty Clough | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Sonnie Elahna | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Amy Fioretta | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Holly Houston | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Susan James | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Anna Khomute | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Lon Pho | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
(as Lan Pho)
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Kimberly Reeves | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Adrienne Rey | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Tanya Tyranny | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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Maria Strain | ... |
Dorm Room Girl
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| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Tanisha Grant | ... |
Sorority Girl (uncredited)
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| Gina Hiraizumi | ... |
Baby Carriage Girl (uncredited)
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Agnieszka Musiala | ... |
Tall Girl (uncredited)
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Directed by
| Michael Davis | ... | (directed by) |
Written by
| Michael Davis | ... | (written by) |
Produced by
| Ehud Bleiberg | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Richard Finney | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Richard B.L. Fleming | ... | production executive: Dream Entertainment (as Richard Fleming) |
| Yitzhak Ginsberg | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Michele Lipkin | ... | line producer |
| Terence Michael | ... | producer (produced by) |
| Moshe Peterburg | ... | executive producer |
Music by
| Kevin Bassinson | ... | (music composed by) |
Cinematography by
| James Lawrence Spencer | ... | director of photography |
Editing by
| Kevin D. Ross | ... | (edited by) |
Editorial Department
| Todd Fulkerson | ... | first assistant editor |
| David Jaeckin | ... | color timer |
Casting By
| Stacy Wise | ... | (casting by) |
Production Design by
| Chuck Conner | ... | (as Chuck Connor) |
Art Direction by
| Brian Daniel Livesay | ||
Set Decoration by
| Betty Berberian | ||
Costume Design by
| Susan L. Bertram | ... | (as Susan Bertram) |
Makeup Department
| Genelle Baumgardner | ... | key hair stylist (as Genelle Lee Baumgardne) |
| Andrea Jackson | ... | additional hair stylist |
| R.J. McCasland | ... | special effects makeup (as R.J. McCaslaynd) |
| Myke Michaels | ... | assistant special makeup effects artist |
| Allen Payne | ... | hair department head |
| Yvette Perez | ... | additional hair stylist (as Yvette S. Perez) |
| Pam Phillips | ... | key hair stylist: second unit (as Pamela Phillip) |
| Anna Sugano | ... | additional hair stylist (as Sugano) |
| Tracy Warbin | ... | makeup department head |
| Sandra Woodring | ... | key makeup artist |
| Janette Nielsen | ... | additional makeup artist (uncredited) |
Production Management
| Todd Fulkerson | ... | post-production supervisor |
| Michele Lipkin | ... | unit production manager |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
| Melody Beam | ... | second second assistant director |
| Craig Borden | ... | first assistant director: second unit / second assistant director |
| Peter Gould | ... | second unit director |
| Alfie Kiernan | ... | second assistant director |
| Renelouise Smith | ... | on-set assistant director (uncredited) |
Art Department
| Denise Anderson | ... | assistant property master |
| Mark Anderson | ... | property master |
| Stephen J. Apelian | ... | on-set dresser |
| Dennis Braverman | ... | swing gang |
| William DeBiasio | ... | leadman (as William M. Debiasio) |
| Andrea Doherty | ... | set painter |
| Sean Farrell | ... | art department assistant |
| Brett Lawrence | ... | propmaker (as Brett A. Lawrence) |
| Andrew L. Rael | ... | swing gang |
| Suzette Stotts | ... | set painter |
| Michael Thomas | ... | scenic artist |
Sound Department
| Gary Alexander | ... | re-recording mixer |
| George Berndt | ... | adr supervisor |
| Richard Corwin | ... | supervising sound editor |
| Kris Gendler | ... | foley editor |
| Robert L. Harman | ... | re-recording mixer (as Bob Harman) |
| Maui Holcomb | ... | assistant dialogue editor |
| James B. Howe | ... | foley mixer (as James Howe) |
| Shawn Kennelly | ... | foley mixer |
| Shawn Ian Kerkhoff | ... | assistant dialogue editor (as Shawn Kirkoff) |
| Alan Kerr | ... | foley artist |
| Kevin McClellan | ... | boom operator |
| Daniel D. Monahan | ... | production sound mixer |
| Steven Morrow | ... | sound mixer: second unit (as Steven A. Morrow) |
| Paul N.J. Ottosson | ... | sound effects editor (as Paul Ottosson) |
| Joan Rowe | ... | foley artist |
| Brian Slack | ... | adr mixer |
| Paul Stanley | ... | sound post-production coordinator |
| Jussi Tegelman | ... | sound effects editor |
| Scott Turner | ... | sound post-production coordinator |
| Lance Wiseman | ... | adr editor / dialogue editor |
Visual Effects by
| Christopher Dusendschon | ... | hazeltine optical element timing: THDX (uncredited) / in-show optical compositor: THDX (uncredited) |
| David Fred Masselink | ... | optical effects line-up (uncredited) |
Stunts
| Chuck Borden | ... | stunt coordinator |
Camera and Electrical Department
| Jack Avignon | ... | loader (as Jacob Avignone) |
| James 'Slim Jim' Ballard | ... | key grip (as Slim Jim Ballard) |
| Chris Brow | ... | dolly grip (as Christopher N. Brow) |
| Thomas L. Callaway | ... | camera operator (as Thomas Callaway) |
| Kary Chapman | ... | grip |
| Jeffrey N. Civa | ... | first assistant camera (as Jeff Civa) |
| James 'J.C.' Coker | ... | Steadicam operator (as Jim Coker) / camera operator: second unit (as Jim Coker) |
| Nicholas Davidoff | ... | second assistant camera (as Egor Davidoff) |
| Scott Eades | ... | grip: second unit |
| Rich Egusquiza | ... | additional electrician (as Rich Egusqiza) |
| Geoff Eng | ... | electrician (as Geoffrey T. Eng) |
| Michael Everett | ... | additional electrician |
| Mike Flaningam | ... | best boy grip (as Michael Flaningam) |
| Michael-Ryan Fletchall | ... | crane technician: Luma |
| Tim Higginson | ... | additional electrician (as Timothy Higginson) |
| Renaldo Jackson | ... | additional electrician (as Rinaldo 'RJ' Jackson) |
| Tom Jedrzejcyk | ... | grip (as Tanqueray) |
| Philip Jordan | ... | additional electrician (as Phil Jordan) |
| Greg Kidd | ... | camera operator: second unit (as Gregg Kidd) |
| Mike Lancaster | ... | additional grip / grip: second unit |
| Jamie Lind | ... | grip (as Jaime Lind) |
| John Massaro | ... | gaffer (as Johnny Massaro) |
| Bruce D. McDonald | ... | additional electrician |
| Michael Mesirow | ... | additional grip |
| D. Alan Newman | ... | director of photography: second unit (as David A. Newman) |
| William Olofsson | ... | second assistant camera: second unit (as Billy Olofsson) |
| Michael Ottevanger | ... | playback operator / video tape operator |
| Gene Page | ... | still photographer |
| Jay Michael Pearce | ... | additional grip (as Jay Pearce) |
| Boris Price | ... | additional second assistant camera: second unit |
| Bobby Reed | ... | additional grip |
| Jacob Rupe | ... | additional grip (as Jacob 'Mr. Death' Rupe) |
| Jason Rupe | ... | grip |
| Kevin Schwake | ... | additional grip |
| Mike Stromp | ... | electrician (as Michael G. Stromp) |
| Ted T.E. Tunney | ... | best boy (as Ted Tunney) |
| Dave Wilkins | ... | additional electrician (as David Wilkins) / electrician (as David Wilkins) |
| Lisa A. Blair | ... | epk unit (uncredited) |
Casting Department
| Ange Billman | ... | casting assistant |
| Kristin Herold | ... | casting assistant |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Annie Garrity | ... | key costumer |
| Bradley Inaba | ... | set costumer |
| Senna Shanti | ... | set costumer |
Location Management
| Nathan Maruccio | ... | location assistant: Clark |
| Nancy Rigoli | ... | location scout |
| Bill Schleiter | ... | location site rep: Clark |
Music Department
| Tim Boyle | ... | score mixer / score recordist |
| Ben Folds | ... | additional score |
| J.J. George | ... | music editor |
| Richard A. Harrison | ... | music editor (as Rich Harrison) |
| Jonathan McHugh | ... | music supervisor |
| Erin Scully | ... | music supervisor |
Script and Continuity Department
| Amanda Horton | ... | script supervisor: second unit |
| Rebecca Strand | ... | script supervisor |
Transportation Department
| Mary Alice Denman | ... | transportation captain |
| Andreas Gobor | ... | driver |
| Dan Henley | ... | transportation coordinator (as Daniel G. Henley) |
| Todd Story | ... | driver |
Additional Crew
| Michael Addis | ... | electronic press kit: Michael Addis Productions |
| Chad Arganbright | ... | production assistant |
| John Baldwin | ... | animal trainer |
| Leslie Ball | ... | post-production accounting assistant |
| Torry Bel Bruno | ... | public relations: Rogers & Cowan / unit publicist |
| Jeff Bock | ... | set production assistant (as JT Bock) |
| Alyssa Bogosian | ... | production assistant |
| Casey Brown | ... | stand-in: male |
| Marc Brunning | ... | assistant production coordinator |
| Steve Cardone | ... | completion bond: Worldwide Film Completion Inc. |
| Ruth Cohen | ... | financial services: Union Bank of Israel Ltd. |
| Menachem Dagan | ... | financial services: City National Bank |
| Yann Debonne | ... | internet services |
| Tyler Fahringer | ... | extras coordinator |
| Farinaz Farrokh | ... | puppeteer (as Farhaz Farrokh) / stand-in: female (as Farhaz Farrokh) |
| Ferdie | ... | assistant to producer |
| Neil Fischer | ... | legal services: Isaacman, Kaufman & Painter |
| Richard B.L. Fleming | ... | supervising accountant (as Richard Fleming) |
| Uri Fleming | ... | completion bond: Worldwide Film Completion Inc. |
| Jennifer Fragoso | ... | set production assistant (as Jennifer L.M. Fragoso) |
| Aaron Freeman | ... | production assistant |
| Vicki Fugi | ... | insurance: AON/Albert G. Ruben Insurance Services |
| Laura Gallo | ... | craft service (as Laura C. Gallo) |
| Nathanel Gamliel | ... | financial services: Union Bank of Israel Ltd. |
| Barbara Georgianna | ... | financial services: Bank Leumi |
| Gabriela Grannis | ... | associate publicist / public relations: Rogers & Cowan |
| Kelly Grogan | ... | production assistant |
| Holly Henderson | ... | stand-in: female |
| Jimmy Holcomb | ... | production coordinator |
| Ryan Howell | ... | stand-in: male |
| Sarah Hudson | ... | stand-in: female |
| Dan Jack | ... | talent runner |
| Paul John | ... | set production assistant |
| Douglas Jones | ... | production accountant |
| Tom Joyner | ... | completion bond: Worldwide Film Completion Inc. |
| Greg Kunstler | ... | stand-in: Mr. Tucker |
| Rick Kwak | ... | completion bond: Worldwide Film Completion Inc. |
| Luis Lara | ... | catering chef |
| Moti Levy-Tsedek | ... | financial services: Bank Leumi |
| Stevie Long | ... | electronic press kit: Michael Addis Productions |
| Steven Gil Malach | ... | set production assistant |
| Larry Marranzino | ... | supervisor: Clark |
| Denise McCabe Morrissey | ... | executive assistant to producers (as Denise McCabe) |
| Neal D. McConnell | ... | key office production assistant (as Neal McConnell) |
| Jeremy Meldrum | ... | stand-in: male |
| Jeff Miller | ... | set medic: second unit (as Jeff N. Miller) |
| Jodi Miller | ... | assistant production coordinator |
| Michael Miller | ... | chief production accountant: Miller, Ward, & Co. |
| Buckley Norris | ... | insurance: AON/Albert G. Ruben Insurance Services |
| Lynn Raines | ... | scholastic advisor: Mr. Tucker (as Lynn R. Raines) |
| Miguel Ramos | ... | assistant cook |
| Ron Resch | ... | set medic |
| James Ritter | ... | production financing: The Fuji Bank, Limited Corporate Banking Division, USA |
| Rebecca Roberts | ... | electronic press kit: Michael Addis Productions |
| Masashiro Sato | ... | production intern |
| Dave Schulz | ... | assistant production coordinator |
| Jay Schwartz | ... | production financing: The Fuji Bank, Limited Corporate Banking Division (USA) / production financing: The Fuji Bank, Limited Corporate Banking Division, USA |
| Ron Segro | ... | payroll services: Entertainment Partners |
| Sawtantar Sharma | ... | production financing: Griffiths & Armour, Insurance Brokers |
| Mylan Stepanovich | ... | first assistant accountant |
| Maria Strain | ... | stand-in: female |
| Jennifer Stromsoe | ... | electronic press kit: Michael Addis Productions |
| Robin Thornbird | ... | animal trainer |
| Ferdie Torres | ... | stand-in: crotch |
| Norman Wallerstein | ... | completion bond: Worldwide Film Completion Inc. (as Norm Wallerstein) |
| Jerry Ward | ... | chief production accountant: Miller, Ward, & Co. |
| Matt Woodard | ... | key set production assistant |
| Bob Woods | ... | legal services: Isaacman, Kaufman & Painter |
Thanks
| David Andreone | ... | special thanks |
| Chris Baca | ... | special thanks |
| Ariel Bleiberg | ... | special thanks |
| Daniel Bleiberg | ... | special thanks |
| John Bloechle | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Captain Bob | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Scott Cresto | ... | special thanks |
| Andrea Davis | ... | special thanks |
| Rick Delena | ... | special thanks (as Ricky DeLena) |
| Sean Elliot | ... | special thanks |
| Brooke Finney | ... | special thanks |
| Hiromi S. Fleming | ... | special thanks |
| Marion Forster-Bleiberg | ... | special thanks (as Marion Bleiberg) |
| Gibson Frazier | ... | special thanks |
| Guy Ginsberg | ... | special thanks |
| Taly Ginsberg | ... | special thanks |
| Yaron Ginsberg | ... | special thanks |
| Yonatan Ginsberg | ... | special thanks |
| Marcie Jastrow | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Betsey Johnson | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Lenore Johnson | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Brian Kelly | ... | special thanks |
| Alexandra Koiv | ... | special thanks |
| Mike Lai | ... | special thanks |
| Jonathan Martin | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Jillian Newman | ... | special thanks |
| Ryan Noto | ... | special thanks |
| Drew Pinsky | ... | special thanks (as Dr. Drew) |
| Aaron Ray | ... | special thanks |
| Patricia Redding | ... | special thanks |
| Brad Rosenberger | ... | special thanks |
| Spring Sargent | ... | special thanks |
| Jason Scoggins | ... | special thanks |
| Pierre Spengler | ... | very special thanks |
| Todd Stern | ... | special thanks |
| Renee Travis | ... | special thanks |
| Larry Weintraub | ... | special thanks |
| Ian Williams | ... | special thanks |
| Alan Wolmark | ... | special thanks |
| Bunny Yeager | ... | the producers wish to thank |
| Shmuel Zysman | ... | special thanks |
Production Companies
- Dream Entertainment (presents)
- Michael/Finney Productions
Distributors
- Audio Visual Enterprises (2001) (Greece) (VHS)
- Buena Vista International (2002) (Netherlands) (DVD)
- Buena Vista International (2002) (Netherlands) (VHS)
- CDA Entertainment (2003) (United Kingdom) (DVD)
- Dream Entertainment
- Gativideo (Argentina) (DVD)
- Gativideo (Argentina) (VHS)
- Lionsgate Films
- RocVale Film (2000) (Australia) (DVD)
- Sagittaire Films (France)
- Seville Pictures (2002) (Canada) (DVD)
Special Effects
Other Companies
- Visual Data Media Services (post-production digital facility (picture & sound))
- Visual Data Media Services (quality control and deliverables)
- AON/Albert G. Ruben Insurance Services (insurance)
- AON/Albert G. Ruben Insurance Services (thanks)
- Alloy.com (thanks)
- American Eagle Outfitters (thanks)
- Axel Stages (thanks)
- Aéropostale (thanks)
- Bank Leumi (financial services)
- Better Boards (thanks)
- Body Glove (thanks)
- California Film Commission (special thanks)
- Central Casting (extras casting)
- Cheap Thrill (thanks)
- City National Bank New York (financial services)
- Clark Residence Partners (thanks)
- Command Performance (caterer)
- Critters of the Cinema (animals)
- Debonne.net (internet services)
- Digital Sound Works (sound mixed at)
- E=mc² (thanks)
- Eidos Interactive (thanks)
- Entertainment Partners (payroll services)
- Esprit (thanks)
- Evian (special thanks)
- Ferguson's Location Library (thanks)
- FirstCom Music (special thanks)
- FotoKem (processing and telecine)
- Fuji Bank Corporate Banking Division (USA) (production financing)
- Griffiths and Armour (production financing)
- Groupe Danone (special thanks)
- Guess (thanks)
- Hang Ten (thanks)
- Hollywood Digital (thanks)
- Hollywood.com (thanks)
- Hustler Magazine (thanks)
- IGN Entertainment (thanks)
- Isaacman, Kaufman & Painter (legal services)
- J.L. Fisher (dolly provided by)
- Kenneth Cole (thanks)
- LFP Inc. (thanks)
- Lee Jeans (thanks)
- Leffler, Miller, Ward & Company (cpa)
- Loadtv.com (thanks)
- Magic Film and Video Works (electronic negative conforming)
- Michael Addis Productions (electronic press kit)
- Mickey & Company (thanks)
- Nick & Nora (thanks)
- Paramount Video Transfer (thanks)
- Quaker Oats (special thanks)
- Quaker Oats (special thanks)
- Reebok (thanks)
- Rogers & Cowan/PMK (public relations)
- Segue Music (special thanks)
- Simple Shoes (thanks)
- Sound Asylum (sound post-production)
- The Los Angeles Film Commission (special thanks)
- Title House Digital (titles and opticals)
- UGG (thanks)
- UPP Entertainment Marketing (thanks)
- Union Bank of Israel (financial services)
- Vantage Point (score recorded at)
- Warner / Chappell Music (thanks)
- Worldwide Film Completion (completion bond)
- Zomba Music Services (special thanks)
Storyline
| Plot Summary |
This sexy, teen-comedy is about a freshman, Matthew, at college who meets his dream girl in a dorm elevator during a blackout. He never sees her face, but instantly falls in love. In the morning, the power is restored, but the "dream girl" has vanished. All Matthew knows is that she lives in an all-girls dorm. He sets out on a semester-long journey to find his mystery girl amongst a hundred female suspects. Could it be Wendy? Dora? Arlene? Patty? Cynthia? Or the 95 other girls, any of whom could have been in that elevator with Matthew. Written by Anonymous |
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| Taglines | He met the girl of his dreams. If only he can meet her again. See more » |
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| Parents Guide | View content advisory » |
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Did You Know?
| Trivia | In the film, Rod suffers from a medical condition called hypospadia. This is a real medical condition where the urethra tract is misaligned and opens on the penis at somewhere other than the tip. It is most common in males and usually corrected within the first year of life. See more » |
| Goofs | When the main character has to strip because he lost the game, he lowers his boxer shorts, but when he walks away from the table a few moments later, you can see he's wearing underwear again. See more » |
| Movie Connections | Featured in Beyond Clueless (2014). See more » |
| Soundtracks | Dream I'm In See more » |
| Crazy Credits | During the end credits, the movie depicts the main characters, alongside their credits, mostly repeating silly acts from the movie. See more » |
| Quotes |
Matthew:
Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors, I'll learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those male bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die. See more » |