- Peaches Stone: Where are you, Mother? It's getting dark and I'm afraid. Oh, there you are, Mother. Put your arms around me.
- Homer Bagwell: [pretending to be a woman] Mother will always love you!
- Peaches Stone: Why don't you kiss me?
- Homer Bagwell: Remember, Bertha, this is only a mother's kiss.
- Peaches Stone: Ohh, Mother!
- [kisses again]