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(1998 Video)

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A Dollar DVD
whpratt117 July 2006
The film starts out with people listening to the launching of a space shuttle into orbit and then your attention is centered on a family with a little girl asking her father for a Birthday Cake when he comes home from work. This dad, Eb Lottimer,"Termination Man",2000, is going to his place of business, a space shuttle tracking station and on the way he gets in communication with a sexy red head on a radio station and they talk about an explosion at a federal courthouse which just happened. Then your focus is placed on a gang of The Diamondback Militia who are opposed to the U.S. policies regarding satellite information. If you watch this film, you are going to waste your time, I lost one dollar and still wasted my time.
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This Movie Sucked Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lord_konan17 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
PROS: The best 2 parts of the movie was the part that said "The End" and the "End Credits."

CONS: Just flat out boring, the blood was orange, horrible acting, the lead actor is an anounced queir, the special effects were totally and completely bad, the chase scenes were long drawm out and boring, the movie was an hour and a half long but it seemed like a four hour movie, it is one of the few movies that you could compare to Barney and say Barney is better hell i'd even buy the teletubies collection over this movie, its not even worth the dollar I paid, and finally when there is a miniature you can tell it is a miniature.
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Low Grade action film.
Serpent-529 December 1999
With a incredible cast of O'Keefe, Timothy Bottoms, and Christopher Mitchum, you should expect a intresting action film. But this film is slow and boring! They are also not the leads, and the film plot is about terrorist taking over a missile launch control station in a small town. Not recommended.
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An Action Movie With Very Little Action!
MetalGeek30 January 2006
My collection of "Dollar Store DVDs" continues to grow, the latest addition being 1998's "DIAMONDBACKS," a Z-grade "action" movie that starts out like a low-grade ripoff of "THE ROCK" but turns out more like a bad episode of "The A-Team." Our story (such as it is) begins with a space shuttle launch (courtesy of NASA stock footage), which is watched on television by an assortment of rednecks who don't look happy about it at all. One by one these rednecks leave their double-wides and congregate in a tavern's pool room (!!) where they change into matching black uniforms and start loading weapons. Turns out these good ole boys are THE DIAMONDBACK MILITIA (Tremble! tremble! Fear! Fear!), and they don't like the fact that this space shuttle's mission is to launch a "communications" satellite because they believe it will be used to spy the activities of red blooded patriotic Americans like themselves. The Diamondbacks then use their constitutionally protected right to bear arms to blow up a small town courthouse for no apparent reason, (??) and then they invade the tracking station that controls the shuttle's satellite cargo in order to force the technicians inside to... well, I'm not really sure, exactly. Either blow the shuttle up, or take over the satellite and crash it, whatever, it's never made very clear WHAT the hell they plan to do. The story unfolds at a snail's pace from there, and for a supposed action movie there's very little action. We get two of the slowest car chases I've ever seen, several bloodless shootouts and some supposed "plot twists" that anybody will be able to see coming from a mile away. Miles O'Keefe, as the head of the Diamondback Militia, looks like Corey Feldman on steroids and seems to be trying to channel Ed Harris' character from "The Rock" with his high and mighty patriotic speeches ("This is OUR war!") while Bryce, played by Eb Lottimer(what kind of name is "Eb" anyway?) plays the poor computer tech who just wants to survive this experience so he can make it home in time for his daughter's birthday. In short, DIAMONDBACKS is generic action junk that will either bore you to tears or put you to sleep. I recommend that if you see it on the rack in YOUR local dollar store, save your money. Even for a dollar, DIAMONDBACKS was a ripoff.
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