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Gotta be honest but I am a huge disaster buff and don't care what is the disaster faced. With that said I can say I've seen some pretty bad movie's and this one i can see had it's issues. Sinkholes are serious and a movie about them only seemed fitting only thing is how far do you go, who's in danger and what is about to be destroyed. Here Marti Gras is the intended target with hundred's of people in harm's way.

A expert on sinkholes, a City Hall worker and a pushy and cocky right hand man to the mayor are our main characters. Here age is the disaster because no one under the age of 32 would hold the power one of these has. The cocky Mayor Assistant is the odd one out. John Corbett as Matt seems outta place here as he does in many of his movies. He seems too young for the part at hand which hurts the movie. Brittany Daniel as Cindy looks more like a model than a City Hall worker. She who has a romantic relationship with Matt (Corbett) is very relevant. Then there's Allison played by Jessica Steen and I say, couldn't they find a screechier actress.

The story at hand is weak and unbelievable, and only gives us the obvious The hero The antagonist The love interest The only thing missing is the suspense and thrill of rooting for the hero.

It's a descent movie when nothing is on TV but not a crowd pleaser.

"On Hostile Ground" tries to build a thriller based on the premise that New Orleans is about to be swallowed up by a giant sinkhole during Mardi Gras. The city's only hope lies squarely on the shoulders of one geologist (John Corbett).

As far-fetched as the storyline is, it might have been entertaining ... were it not so hopelessly dumb. I lived in New Orleans for 12 years and found this film to be laughable. First, it was filmed in Toronto and the sets looked nothing like New Orleans. But it gets worse:

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* New Orleans has a high water table, which is why its cemeteries are above ground. If you dig a hole over five feet deep, it's likely to fill with water. Yet, Corbett spends much of the movie running through sinkhole tunnels 60-feet deep that are bone dry and dusty.

* Early in the movie, Corbett explains that New Orleans' soil is a layer of silt ... on top of peat ... on top of clay ... and that smouldering fires in the peat layer had created underground voids. Once he is in the tunnels, though, rocks keep falling from above. Rocks?!! Hmmm. He didn't mention a rock layer!

* Corbett's love interest (Jessica Steen) works for the New Orleans mayor's office. When a sinkhole swallows a city block during a Mardi Gras parade, injured people are everywhere. Does she run to the victims' aid? Does she try to calm their anxiety? No. She spends all of her time walking or running past the hordes of injured asking if any of them has seen her best girl friend (Brittany Daniel). Later, she spends all of her time worrying about Corbett getting out of the tunnels. So much for public service!

* The French Quarter buildings that are shown collapsing appear to have no interiors at all ... and walls that are about 3-inches thick. The "Mardi Gras floats" look like they came from a high school homecoming parade. The overall effect is cheesy beyond belief.

* How do they fill the miles and miles of 60-foot deep tunnels, you ask? This is where things really get laughable. A liquid chemical that expands into styrofoam when exposed to air is to be used. Corbett, alone, descends into the massive tunnels with a hose that has so little pressure it would take two hours to fill a child's wading pool. But miraculously, just seconds after he turns on the nozzle, the tunnels are filling at breakneck speed.

* So fast, in fact, that he must spend the remainder of the film trying to outrun the rapidly advancing flow (which looks an awful lot like canned biscuit dough from that cute little doughboy fella).

Sometimes, a movie ("Plan 9 from Outer Space", for example) can be so hopelessly bad that it's still fun to watch. Not this one. It's just plain dumb. Don't waste your time on this turkey!

Random sudden sinkholes threaten to spoil everyone's Mardi Gras fun in New Orleans. It's up to rogue geologist Matt Andrews (a solid and likeable performance by John Corbett) to save the day.

While director Mario Azzopardi keeps the enjoyably asinine story moving along at a brisk pace, maintains a serious tone throughout, and offers a flavorsome Big Easy atmosphere, he crucially fails to provide much in the way of any essential tension. The dodgy CGI effects and the inevitable cornball subplot about greedy jerks refusing to evacuate the city because they place more value on money over human life don't help matters any. Fortunately, the game cast do their best with the silly formulaic material: Jessica Steen as the sweet, but fed-up Allison Beauchamp, Brittany Daniel as the spunky Cinder Evers, Andrew Kraulis as the dashing Dalton, Peter Stebbings as wormy and conniving city official George Regan, Derwin Jordan as the valiant Remy, and Eugene Clark as concerned Mayor John Lafitte. Moreover, this teleflick deserves some praise for not punking out on its premise: A bunch of Mardi Gras celebrants are killed and others severely banged up after a sinkhole opens up in the middle of a street. A passable time-killer.