- Cranky: Hrmph. You'll be back soon, begging me for that potion. Get out of my cabin before I kick your ungrateful butt!
- Singer 1: [DK rap opening song] Here, here, here we go!
- Singer 2: [Rapping] So they're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too, Put your hands together, if you wanna clap, as we take you through, this monkey rap! Huh!
- Chorus: DK, Donkey Kong!
- Singer 2: He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, he's finally back to kick some tail, his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt, he's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!
- Chorus: DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!
- Singer 2: This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, she can shrink in size, to suit her mood, she's quick and nimble when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees! if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh!
- Chorus: DK, Donkey Kong!
- Singer 2: He has no style, he has no grace, this this Kong has a funny face, he can handstand, when he needs to, and stretch his arms out, just for you, inflate himself just like a balloon, this crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!
- Chorus: DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!
- Singer 2: He's back again and about time too, and this time he's in the mood, he can fly real high with his jetpack on, with his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!
- Chorus: DK, Donkey Kong!
- Singer 2: Huh! Finally, he's here for you, it's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Kremling cry out for mummy, can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, he may move slow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh! Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!
- Singer 1: Walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells. Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah!
- DK: What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey all confused...
- King K. Rool: I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more.
- King K. Rool: Guards!
- [three Kremlings enter K. Rool's throne room]
- King K. Rool: I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes.
- Obese Kremling: Uh, your excellency! We've already taken care of business!
- [laughs]
- Obese Kremling: [cut to the Kongs being imprisoned]
- King K. Rool: I hope for your sake, you're right this time.
- Obese Kremling: [sadly] Noooo...
- [cut to Donkey Kong doing push-ups]
- King K. Rool: While you'll be busy looking for your precious Golden Bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard-flavoured surprise!
- The Beetle: Oh, it's only you, Tiny. Well, if you can beat me to the bottom of my slide *and* collect 50 coins, I suppose you can have my Golden Banana.
- Kremling: There's one of them Kongs! Get him!
- Diddy: [flying around on his jetpack] Wheeee! Catch me if you can!
- Kremling: Hey, this kid's quick! What's that thing on his back?
- Diddy: [lands on the ground] Okay, you two morons, here's your chance...
- [starts to fire up his jetpack as the Kremlings charge towards him]
- Diddy: [CRASH]
- Diddy: Hey, DK! HELLLLP!
- Cranky: Well, If it isn't my lazy, good-for-nothing son. Lost your Golden Bananas again? And where might you flea-bitten friends be? You don't know, do you? I'd have thought you would be able to smell the work of a reptile by now! Luckily for you, old Cranky's batch of homemade potions will give you all the skills you need for your silly 3-D quest. But you're not having any until you've completed by training barrels. Now buzz off and come back when you've done them all.
- Tiny: Sorry, guys, I'm afraid they got me too...
- Diddy: [after DK collects the Golden Banana near Diddy Kong's cell] You might need Funky's help to get me out of here...
- Chunky: H-help me! Chunky d-doesn't like heights.
- Squawks the Parrot: Squawk! DK, DK, come quickly! They're gone, they're all gone! Bwark!
- Lanky: Who's there? Can you come in here and give me a hand?
- Snide: Greetings! Snide's my name, revenge is my game! Did you know K. Rool's been working on his Blast-O-Matic machine and intends to destroy to your island? I was the chief technician on the project, but that double-crossing lizard kicked me off his team because he didn't trust me. I'll try to help you stop K. Rool's machine, but to you'll need to find me some of my original blueprints. I believe they were given to some of the King's toughest cronies, so be careful. For every blueprint you return, I'll give you one of those Golden Bananas K.Rool stole from your hoard. No blueprint, no banana. You never know, they might just buy you some valuable time. That's the deal, Kong.
- K. Lumsy: Boo hoo hoo... Oh, hi. My name's K.Lumsy, and I've been locked in here because I wouldn't smash up some little island. But how could I? Such a lovely little island, full of cute monkeys - so I said no. Sniff... K.Rool says I'm too soft to be a Kremling and I'm to stay in here until I've toughened up. Sob... I'll do anything to be free again... Hey, little monkey. Perphaps you could help poor old K.Lumsy escape? Oh, go on, I'll be your bestest friend...
- DK: Yes, Donkey will help K.Lumsy!
- K. Lumsy: [Happily stomps and bounces about]
- K. Lumsy: Oh, K.Lumsy so happy now! But K.Rool has taken the keys to this cage and given them to the biggest and most feared soldiers in his army. If you manage to get hold of any keys, please bring them back here to open my locks. Don't tell K.Rool, though - this has to be our little secret!
- Tiny: Hurry up! I want out of this dingy cell!