Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Rachael Leigh Cook: Josie McCoy
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Quotes
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Josie McCoy : If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
Melody : That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
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Josie McCoy : [trying to upset Melody] Puppies... turn into dogs... who get old... AND DIE!
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[their thoughts]
Josie McCoy : Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Valerie : Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Melody : [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[clap! clap!]
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Laughing Girl : Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy : Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl : At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody : They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl : Yeah... special ed.
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Josie McCoy : Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!
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Josie McCoy : [Alexander runs in girl's bathroom with the girls to talk about the band] Alexander!
Alexander Cabot : What? If we're having a meeting, I should be here.
Josie McCoy : It's a ladies room!
Alexander Cabot : Yeah, you know, nothin' I haven't seen before!
Valerie : [Searches her jacket] You know, does anyone have change for a tampon?
Alexander Cabot : I'll be outside.
[Runs out, Val slams the door in his face]
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Alexandra Cabot : You guys know he's lying, right?
Josie McCoy : You know your fly's open?
[Valerie laughs hysterically as Alexandra attempts to pull the zipper up]
Alexandra Cabot : Well, you know you... suck?
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Josie McCoy : When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
Melody : The tough make lemonade!
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Josie McCoy : [Running into her hotel room to find just Alexandra and Alexander in it. Alexander is surrounded by a pile of "Red Bull" energy drink cans] Val?
Alexander Cabot : [Totally caffeined up to the nines] Whoa! The return of the superstar!
Josie McCoy : What's going on? And where are Mel and Val?
Alexandra Cabot : Since when do you care. Oh, we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I'd said it.
Alexander Cabot : They're gone, Josie! They're gone! And I hope you're happy. No more band! Just like The Beatles, just like the Jackson Five, just like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw!
Alexander Cabot : [He picks up a can of "Red Bull"]
Alexander Cabot : These are so good. You want one of these?
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Melody : I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.
Valerie : Private Plane!
Josie McCoy : Record deal!
Melody : Coasters!
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Josie McCoy : It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, just decide for yourselves.
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Josie McCoy : I'm nobody's pimp!
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Fiona : How much do you weigh, Josie?
Josie McCoy : Um... 118?
Fiona : Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. I think you look great.
[Lisping]
Fiona : Tho pretty and popular.
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Josie McCoy : What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?
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Melody : That's so romantic!
Josie McCoy : Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!
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Josie McCoy : I swear on my bus pass?
Melody : I swear on my bus pass!
Valerie : I swear on my bus pass!
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Josie McCoy : Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas!