Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Tara Reid: Melody Valentine
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Quotes
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Josie McCoy : If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
Melody : That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
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[their thoughts]
Josie McCoy : Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Valerie : Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Melody : [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[clap! clap!]
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Laughing Girl : Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy : Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl : At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody : They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl : Yeah... special ed.
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Carson Daly : If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Melody : Ew, I would never go out with you!
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Valerie : Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?
Melody : Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine.
Valerie : [pause] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O.
Melody : [stands, looks round to see she had been sitting against the "O" in the ice sculpture of Fiona's name] Oh!
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Josie McCoy : When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
Melody : The tough make lemonade!
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Melody : I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.
Valerie : Private Plane!
Josie McCoy : Record deal!
Melody : Coasters!
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Melody : Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?
Alexandra Cabot : Bite me Bambi.
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[Carson Daly is about to kill both Melody and Valerie on a mock-up of the TRL set]
Melody : I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"!
Carson Daly : Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"!
[Carson picks up a baseball bat and swings it towards Melody and Valerie]
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Melody : Ooh, more coasters!
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Alexander Cabot : Hey, I can't be everywhere at once!
Melody : Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!
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Melody : That's so romantic!
Josie McCoy : Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!
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Josie McCoy : I swear on my bus pass?
Melody : I swear on my bus pass!
Valerie : I swear on my bus pass!
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Melody : The walls are mushy!
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Melody : Carson says he's gonna kill me!