Down and Out with Donald Duck (1987 TV Movie)
Albert Ash: Ludwig Von Drake
Quotes
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Ludwig Von Drake : [trying to diagnose Donald's problems] There's one missing figure here. Hmm, let's see. What does the name Mickey Mouse mean to you?
Donald Duck : [shocked] Mickey?
[jumps up, flashes back to "Magician Mickey"]
Donald Duck : It's always the same terrible dream!
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Ludwig Von Drake : Psychoanalyzing a mixed-up duck was the most confusing case in all my forty years of practicing psychiatry. After 76 concentrations, he was getting nowhere. I was getting somewhere. I was getting as confused as he was! But I knew that somewhere in Mr. Duck's subconscious lay the answer.
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Ludwig Von Drake : I was determined to penetrate his mental blockhead.
[laugh]
Ludwig Von Drake : I mean, "block". No, come to think of it, I mean "blockhead".
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Ludwig Von Drake : [having hypnotized Donald by hitting him on the head with a mallet, knocking him out] That's my new instant-type hypnosis.
[laughs]
Ludwig Von Drake : Years of experimentation and it works every time. Now, Mr. Duck, tell me about your relationship with your family.
Donald Duck : I love them, but they broke my heart.
[flashes back to "Donald's Nephews"]
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Donald Duck : [talking about Huey, Dewey and Louie] They don't care about me! I know it!
Ludwig Von Drake : Take it easy. Everybody has family troubles. Now, what about your neighbors?
Donald Duck : My neighbors? I love my neighbors!
Ludwig Von Drake : Lighten up, Mr. Duck.
Donald Duck : But they're out to get me! They're all out to get me! I remember once when I was moving in the house...
[flashes back to "The New Neighbor"]
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Ludwig Von Drake : [drawing an outline of Donald's head] It was obvious that the true cause of Donald's troubles was located right here.
[draws several squares inside the head including two shaped like dice and another with the letter M in it]
Ludwig Von Drake : Right next to the dice and below the marriage block. A big one for Donald, but that's another story.
[draws another square between the marriage block and dice, then adds the letter T to it]
Ludwig Von Drake : Now, I call it the T block, for temper!
[the T block explodes]