Married... with Children (TV Series)

Enemies (1996)

Matt Borlenghi: Tom

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Quotes 

• Tom : Shannon, you can't leave. You can't break up with me. We haven't even had sex today.

  Shannon : Speak for yourself!

• [Al answers the door] 

  Tom : [with packages]  I've got something for Peggy Bundy.

  Al Bundy : So do I.

  [Al shuts the door in his face] 

  Tom : Oh, then I guess you don't want these Big'uns Centerfold Popsicle Molds either.

  Al Bundy : [opens the door and takes his package]  Are you crazy? I ordered those! Gimme!

• Shannon : Tom, a girl like me has big dreams. I shouldn't be dating you. I should be dating your boss.

  Maria : You did date his boss.

  Tom : You did? Shannon, you dated my boss?

  Shannon : Of course. How do you think you got your raise and your promotion?

  Tom : I thought it was because I dated his wife.

• Maria : You know what? You're no better then your skirt-chasing father.

  Tom : Hey, it was your mother who walked into a married man's house in that little maid's outfit and stole my father away from my own mother.

  Maria : She was the maid, you idiot.

  Tom : Still, I'm not like my father. I know the first name of almost every woman I've slept with. And with any luck, I'm about to learn a new one.