Married... with Children (TV Series)

Enemies (1996)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Pumpkin, what did we say about talking to Daddy? I'm watching my new favorite program.

  Kelly Bundy : 'Friends?' I thought you hated that show.

  Al Bundy : I do. But if you mute the sound and watch with binoculars, you can tell that Jennifer Aniston isn't wearing a bra.

• [Al is channel surfing] 

  Al : Ah, "Friends". Don't have 'em, don't need 'em, sure as hell don't wanna watch 'em.

  [changes the channel] 

• [Al answers the door] 

  Tom : [with packages]  I've got something for Peggy Bundy.

  Al Bundy : So do I.

  [Al shuts the door in his face] 

  Tom : Oh, then I guess you don't want these Big'uns Centerfold Popsicle Molds either.

  Al Bundy : [opens the door and takes his package]  Are you crazy? I ordered those! Gimme!