Serendipity (2001)

Molly Shannon: Eve

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• Eve : And if you're smart enough, you learn from your mistakes. You figure it out. You... you think. You realize that life isn't some elaborate stage play with directions for the actors. Life's a mess, Sara. It's... it's chaos personified.

• [Discussing the Cool Hand Luke poster Sara saw] 

  Eve : Sara, it was a movie poster, it's no big deal.

  Sara : It's peculiar though, right? Don't you think?

  Eve : I thought you were through with all this new-age bullshit, feng-shuey and all that crap.

  Sara : Eve, for someone who owns a new-age store you're incredibly earth-bound

  Eve : Oh yeah, well, for a shrink-in-training, you're a little bit crazy, I'll tell you that much.

• Eve : You see that is what happens when people get hooked on the new age life they end up sitting at home burning candles for mister right, when mister good enough for right now is waiting at the corner bar!

• Eve : You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy.

• Eve : Prada! Ooh! Prada! I love this stuff!

  Salesman : That's 20 bucks.

  Sara : Eve, that's a horrific knockoff! At least my knockoff says 'Pradi,' yours says 'Prado!'

  Eve : Well, I say for a dollar I can buy a magic marker and fix it. I'll take it!

• Eve : [commenting on Sara's craziness]  They should make pills for this.