"The Magical World of Disney" The Muppets at Walt Disney World (TV Episode 1990) - Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal

Fozzie Bear : That's what we call a Disney joke.

Statler : No, that's what we call a dismal joke.

Fozzie Bear : Oh, please guys, stop trying to make a fool of me!

Waldorf : You don't need our help for that.

Fozzie Bear : You think you're so funny?

Statler : Well, we know you're not so funny.
Beauregard : Are you sure you really need all this luggage? I mean, you don't have to dress for the alligators, you know.

Miss Piggy : Alligators? Are we going to see alligators?

Alligator : Only if you're really really lucky!
Fozzy Bear : Kermit, you don't understand. You're giving us the choice between Walt Disney World and fried bugs!
Miss Piggy : Kermit, this is a stinkin' bog!

Kermit : Yes, isn't it terrific?
[from an outtake]

Security Guard : I'm speaking to Mr. Mickey Mouse.

Kermit : Kermit and I are old buddies!

Fozzy Bear : I didn't know you knew Kermit!

Rizzo the Rat : I didn't know you knew Kermit either!

Kermit : [flustered] Well... I didn't say that! I didn't say that! I did not!

Rizzo the Rat : Kermit...

Kermit : I didn't!

Rizzo the Rat : I'm afraid you did.

[He puts his arm around Kermit]

Rizzo the Rat : Kermit, come with us. Come with us.
[from an outtake]

Miss Piggy : But tell us, what is this surprise you promised?

Kermit : Okay, I'll tell you. And you're gonna love this, Piggy.

Miss Piggy : Well, I can't really love it that much until I get the right LINE!

[She punches Kermit out of frustration at herself]

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal