The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Beaker, Frog

Quotes 

• Bean Bunny : I'm learning to speak frog.

  Frog : He's so cute.

  Scooter : Well, that's his job. See, the rest of us got sick of being cute, so we hired him to do it.

• Robin the Frog : I think it's great to be going back to the swamp and rediscovering our roots.

  [Janice trips] 

  Rowlf : Hey, there's one now.

  Janice : Thanks.

  Rowlf : It goes with the poison ivy.

• Scooter : Cute is his middle name.

  Bean Bunny : Actually, it's Norman.

• Fozzie Bear : That's what we call a Disney joke.

  Statler : No, that's what we call a dismal joke.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, please guys, stop trying to make a fool of me!

  Waldorf : You don't need our help for that.

  Fozzie Bear : You think you're so funny?

  Statler : Well, we know you're not so funny.

• Waldorf : Are we the wrong generation for this kind of comedy?

  Statler : No, the wrong species.

• Scooter : Doesn't that lady pig look familiar?

  Bean Bunny : Don't all lady pigs look alike?

  Scooter : Oh, yeah.

• Floyd : How did our friends get on this show?

  Janice : Luck and contageous!

  Clifford : Yeah, they didn't have either one.

• [from an outtake] 

  Scooter : Wow, look at these fountains!

  Bean Bunny : Yeah, they're great!

  [He whirls around to try and hit the water with his paddle, but a spurt of water overshoots it] 

  Bean Bunny : I missed. Sorry.

  Scooter : That was a good try.