The Musketeer (2001)
Justin Chambers: D'Artagnan
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Quotes
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[to the Cardinal]
D'Artagnan : Bless me Father, for I will sin. One night I will come for you.
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D'Artagnan : Do not harm her!
Febre the Man in Black : But, I feel the need to harm someone.
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D'Artagnan : This is not what you think.
Francesca bon Ansau : You have no idea what I think.
D'Artagnan : I-I wish to explain.
Francesca bon Ansau : You behave as though you've never seen a naked woman.
D'Artagnan : Never one quite so... naked.
[sighs]
D'Artagnan : Or so, uh, beautiful.
Francesca bon Ansau : You've seen many ugly naked women?
D'Artagnan : That's not what I meant!
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Buxom Woman at Banquet : Nice sword.
D'Artagnan : Thank you, Mademoiselle.
Buxom Woman at Banquet : Is it a long sword or a short sword?
D'Artagnan : Well, long enough.
Buxom Woman at Banquet : Do you keep your sword polished?
D'Artagnan : Eh, when there's time.
Buxom Woman at Banquet : And do you do it yourself, or do you have help?
D'Artagnan : Myself, I, uh, won't trust my sword to anyone else.
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Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman : You have an interesting fighting style. Where did you acquire it?
D'Artagnan : Here and there.
Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman : Perhaps there. Certainly not here.
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Aramis : Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt. The queen dropped it in a sewer, and it's been living off whatever it can find ever since.
Porthos : Is that true, Bonacieux?
Bonacieux : Something kept dragging the poor workers away. All we ever found were bones.
Porthos : I'm very glad you and D'Artagnan lead this little group.
D'Artagnan : Me too. Crocodiles attack from behind.
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[D'Artagnan to the horse he "borrowed" for a desperate action:]
D'Artagnan : I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met.
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D'Artagnan : Don't look at me like that.
Francesca bon Ansau : Like what?
D'Artagnan : Those eyes.
Francesca bon Ansau : They are the only eyes I have.
D'Artagnan : It's unfair.
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D'Artagnan : I don't know what to say.
Francesca bon Ansau : Sometimes it's much better to say nothing.
[D'Artagnan kisses her]
Francesca bon Ansau : Would you care to say that again?
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Aramis : Do not turn your back on me, D'Artagnan, for I will fight you!
D'Artagnan : Do not fight me, Aramis, for I will kill you.
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Porthos : This wine is rejuvenating.
D'Artagnan : Don't get too rejuvenated.
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Cardinal Richelieu : He has gone mad.
D'Artagnan : He was always mad. But, when he was your madman it was overlooked.
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[the four musketeers are observing the stronghold where Cardinal Richelieu's army is entrenched]
Athos : We'll take them by surprise!
D'Artagnan : Yes... they're expecting an army...
Aramis : Oh! Perhaps we shall not disappoint them!
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D'Artagnan : [to his horse] I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met.