Donnie Darko (2001)

David Moreland: Principal Cole

Quotes 

• Kitty Farmer : If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.

  [motions to speak...] 

  Kitty Farmer : [cut to principal's office] 

  Principal Cole : Donald, let me preface this by saying that your Iowa test scores are... intimidating. So... let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?

  Kitty Farmer : [loudly interjecting]  I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

  [Eddie snickers, then coughs to cover it up]