How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

James Murtaugh: Jack

Quotes 

• Glenda : Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!

  Jack : LOWEST!

  Andie : Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?

  Glenda : What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!

• Jack : [Jack is introducing Andie to the family]  You gotta watch him, he farts like a howitzer. But he's family, what are you gonna do?

  Uncle Arnold : Intestinal complication!